Episode 57
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Roy: Tracy, can I ‘ave a word ? It’s about last night.
Tracy: Wot about last night ? Who’s been talkin ?
Roy: Well, the whole ‘otel, actually. What did you think you were doin ?
Tracy: Oi don’t know why you’re ‘avin a go at me. Brian Aldridge were there an all.
Roy: So they tell me. But it weren’t him that was dancin on the tables and leadin a karaoke session.
Tracy: Yeah but all the guests knew all the words to My Old Man’s A Dustman. They were ‘avin a great time.
Roy: But it’s just not what ‘appens at Grey Gables. People come ‘ere for a bit of sophistication.
Tracy: They come ‘ere to drink overpriced plonk and eat poncey food but give ‘em the chance and they like a real knees-up just like normal folk.
Roy: I’m sorry, Tracy, but it went a bit too far when you organised a wet T-shirt competition and asked if there were any male strippers in the bar.
Tracy: Did Oi ? Don’t remember any of that. Oi do remember the conga round the tennis court, mind you. Am Oi sacked ?
Roy: Not at all. Brian paid for everyone’s drinks and bookings are up for next week. Well done, gel !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. I certainly don’t know all the words to My Old Man’s A Dustman.)
Roy: Tracy, can I ‘ave a word ? It’s about last night.
Tracy: Wot about last night ? Who’s been talkin ?
Roy: Well, the whole ‘otel, actually. What did you think you were doin ?
Tracy: Oi don’t know why you’re ‘avin a go at me. Brian Aldridge were there an all.
Roy: So they tell me. But it weren’t him that was dancin on the tables and leadin a karaoke session.
Tracy: Yeah but all the guests knew all the words to My Old Man’s A Dustman. They were ‘avin a great time.
Roy: But it’s just not what ‘appens at Grey Gables. People come ‘ere for a bit of sophistication.
Tracy: They come ‘ere to drink overpriced plonk and eat poncey food but give ‘em the chance and they like a real knees-up just like normal folk.
Roy: I’m sorry, Tracy, but it went a bit too far when you organised a wet T-shirt competition and asked if there were any male strippers in the bar.
Tracy: Did Oi ? Don’t remember any of that. Oi do remember the conga round the tennis court, mind you. Am Oi sacked ?
Roy: Not at all. Brian paid for everyone’s drinks and bookings are up for next week. Well done, gel !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. I certainly don’t know all the words to My Old Man’s A Dustman.)
My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat.....
ReplyDeleteHe looks a propa ‘nana in his great big hobnail boots
DeleteHe’s got such a job to pull ‘em up that he calls ‘em daisy roots.
My old man's a dustman, he's got a heart of gold
ReplyDeleteHe got married recently though he's 86 years old...