Episode 95

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Lilian:  Shall we take the horses up Lakey Hill, Shula, and give them a good gallop ?

Shula:  Yes please, it would be good to get away from all this Beasts of Ambridge business.  It was good fun, but it’s time to move on.

Lilian:  That’s exactly what I told Mum.  No more male strippers and no more lemon drizzle cake !

(Aziz:  Who are these Beasts, bro ?  Everyone’s talking about them.  I asked that donkey dude but he doesn’t know, either.)

(Amir:  All I hear is that there’s three of them and when they were loose in The Bull the police were called.)

(Aziz:  Maybe they’re another animal liberation group ?)

(Amir:  What animals do they have in the pub ?  We set Eddie’s ferrets free and that pug princess,  Ruby, wouldn’t fancy a life in the wild - no sofas or biscuits.)

(Aziz:  The psycho vet’s got something to do with it. I heard Shula telling Alistair that Jakob was the best of The Beasts.)

(Amir:  What did Alistair say ?)

(Aziz:  Nothing, he turned a funny colour and kicked the mounting block.)

(Amir:  Humans, what are they like ? )

(Aziz:  Just like us, bro, driven by food, sex and shelter.)

(Amir:  Have you been reading Darwin again ?)

(Aziz:  Got to do something to take my mind off food.)

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(Ed.  I could lend him Black Beauty.  Always makes me cry.)