Episode 10
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Brian: Jenny, where are you !?
Jennifer: You don’t need to shout, Brian. This place is a shoebox and it’s all your fault. Or have you forgotten?
Brian: Of course not. How could I, now that the Moët is finished and we’re drinking Asti Spumante.
Jennifer: So what do you want ? I’m busy just now making a pheasant casserole, a game pie and some venison sausage for Mum. No doubt that awful cat gets most of it.
Brian: I was looking for my shotgun.
Jennifer: I haven’t seen it for years, thank God. I think the last person you showed it to was Siobhan and look what happened to her. In any case, aren’t you meant to have it locked up in the gun cabinet ?
Brian: Erm, I think I’ll go and ask Rory. He offered to clean it after the last shoot but he doesn’t seem to have put it back.
Jennifer: Oh for Heaven’s sake, Brian, if PC Burns comes round to check it there will be an awful fuss. You could end up in prison, or Rory for that matter. And you know what happens to posh boys who end up inside. Look at Freddy !
Brian: What happened to Freddy ?
Jennifer: He came out of prison with a frightful haircut, a glottal stop and the most dreadful table manners.
Brian: (roars) Rory, come downstairs now !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Asti Spumante ? Can you still buy that stuff ?)
Brian: Jenny, where are you !?
Jennifer: You don’t need to shout, Brian. This place is a shoebox and it’s all your fault. Or have you forgotten?
Brian: Of course not. How could I, now that the Moët is finished and we’re drinking Asti Spumante.
Jennifer: So what do you want ? I’m busy just now making a pheasant casserole, a game pie and some venison sausage for Mum. No doubt that awful cat gets most of it.
Brian: I was looking for my shotgun.
Jennifer: I haven’t seen it for years, thank God. I think the last person you showed it to was Siobhan and look what happened to her. In any case, aren’t you meant to have it locked up in the gun cabinet ?
Brian: Erm, I think I’ll go and ask Rory. He offered to clean it after the last shoot but he doesn’t seem to have put it back.
Jennifer: Oh for Heaven’s sake, Brian, if PC Burns comes round to check it there will be an awful fuss. You could end up in prison, or Rory for that matter. And you know what happens to posh boys who end up inside. Look at Freddy !
Brian: What happened to Freddy ?
Jennifer: He came out of prison with a frightful haircut, a glottal stop and the most dreadful table manners.
Brian: (roars) Rory, come downstairs now !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Asti Spumante ? Can you still buy that stuff ?)
Yes you can - £6 a bottle on special offer at Asda
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