Episode 3

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Ruth:  Aaaaww David, what are you doing in the cowshed with a torch ?

David :  Oops, don’t fall over anything.  You know Alistair came round yesterday to geld the bull calves ?  Well he just phoned to say that - how can I put it -  he had forgotten to take away the bits that were no longer required.

Ruth:  Oh naaaawww David, I don’t want to think about that.  Where does he think he left them ?

David:  He can’t remember taking them out of the shed but they could be anywhere.

Jill:  Hello both.  Just wanted to let you know that I found some lovely sausages on the kitchen table and I’ve made a super toad-in-the-hole for supper !

EDITOR ( Why does every episode have to have sausages in it ? )

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