Episode 4

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Lillian:  Evening, Eddy.  Is that a ferret in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me ?

Eddy:  Ooh you are a one, Lillian.  No, I were just looking fer Alistair.  Me ferret’s got a bit of a cough and I ‘oped he might have a look at it fer free, like.

Lillian:  You must be joking, darling.  He’ll put it to sleep and charge you 200 quid.  Let me have a look, if I can just get hold of it ...

Eddy:  Ooh err, missus.

Kenton:  You’d better have  a jolly good reason for having your hand down Eddy’s trousers, Lillian.  Justin just walked in.

Lillian:  pour me a large one, Jolene !

EDITOR ( I can’t believe I turned down Money Box Live )

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