Episode 6

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Freddy:  Hey Mum, I still can’t believe you let Roy Tucker into your knickers.

Elizabeth:  What !  Well I was in a bad place at the time,

Freddy:  Yeah, a tent in a field I heard.

Elizabeth:  What’s brought this on, darling ?  It was a long time ago.

Freddy:  Well I’ve just come back from Ian’s, giving him the usual dirt on the kitchen staff, and baby Zander is the spitting image of Roy Tucker.  What happened to Adam’s tadpoles ?

Elizabeth:  Tadpoles ?

Freddy:   How does he do it ?  Roy’s such a loser but he’s shagged half the women in this village, including Kate.  And look at me, I haven’t had sex since prison !

(Loud crash as Elizabeth falls senseless to the floor.)

Freddy:  Only joking Mum, obviously.

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum

( Agricultural Ed.  What does any of this have to do with farming ? )