Episode 7
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Eddy: Where ‘ave you bin, Clarrie luv ? Oi’ve been sittin ‘ere ages waitin fer me tea.
Clarrie: Sorry, Eddy luv. I ‘ad to work late at the dairy. Pat made me and Susan stay on to do another batch of yoghurts. She’s turned into a right slave driver, that one. Come the revolution I’ll be takin over ‘er means of production and no mistake !
Eddy: Fair enough, luv. I’ll mention it at the next Socialist Workers’ meeting down the Bull.
Clarrie: You all right, Eddy ? You look as sick as the blasted ferret.
Eddy: That Lillian’s got some grip on ‘er. Oi won’t be able to cross me legs for a fortnight after what she did last night. No wonder Justin walks funny and looks surprised all the time. Feel sorry for the bloke.
Clarrie: Never mind ‘im , capitalist scum. Serves ‘im right if Lillian does run off with Matt Crawford. But wotcha gonna do about the ferret? That cough is keepin me awake at night.
Eddie: Oi can think of something else to keep you awake, if you get my drift. Per’aps bangers and mash for supper, then off to bed ...
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
( Clarrie: I graduated top of my class at RADA and did 10 seasons at the RSC. How did I get here ! )
( Director: I share your pain, darling. )
Eddy: Where ‘ave you bin, Clarrie luv ? Oi’ve been sittin ‘ere ages waitin fer me tea.
Clarrie: Sorry, Eddy luv. I ‘ad to work late at the dairy. Pat made me and Susan stay on to do another batch of yoghurts. She’s turned into a right slave driver, that one. Come the revolution I’ll be takin over ‘er means of production and no mistake !
Eddy: Fair enough, luv. I’ll mention it at the next Socialist Workers’ meeting down the Bull.
Clarrie: You all right, Eddy ? You look as sick as the blasted ferret.
Eddy: That Lillian’s got some grip on ‘er. Oi won’t be able to cross me legs for a fortnight after what she did last night. No wonder Justin walks funny and looks surprised all the time. Feel sorry for the bloke.
Clarrie: Never mind ‘im , capitalist scum. Serves ‘im right if Lillian does run off with Matt Crawford. But wotcha gonna do about the ferret? That cough is keepin me awake at night.
Eddie: Oi can think of something else to keep you awake, if you get my drift. Per’aps bangers and mash for supper, then off to bed ...
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
( Clarrie: I graduated top of my class at RADA and did 10 seasons at the RSC. How did I get here ! )
( Director: I share your pain, darling. )
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