Episode 14
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Brian: Hello, Kate. What are you doing in my office again? Working on another idea ?
Kate: Well, having heard Jazzer spouting all that Scottish gibberish in The Bull the other night, I thought about an experience based on ancient Celtic rock art. Clients would create their own designs, paint them on each other and I would lead a meditation session. I’m sure I can make up some ancient belief shit and find some retro hippy music.
Brian: Jazzer on bagpipes ?
Kate: Hardly. A spot of whale music I think. That always gets them going, the poor fools.
Brian: And what can you charge for that ?
Kate: Ooh, at least £250 each plus whatever we add on for a Bronze Age lunch - probably some berries and a bit of raw rabbit.
Brian: I’ve been in the wrong business all these years.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. You’re not the only one, Brian.)
Brian: Hello, Kate. What are you doing in my office again? Working on another idea ?
Kate: Well, having heard Jazzer spouting all that Scottish gibberish in The Bull the other night, I thought about an experience based on ancient Celtic rock art. Clients would create their own designs, paint them on each other and I would lead a meditation session. I’m sure I can make up some ancient belief shit and find some retro hippy music.
Brian: Jazzer on bagpipes ?
Kate: Hardly. A spot of whale music I think. That always gets them going, the poor fools.
Brian: And what can you charge for that ?
Kate: Ooh, at least £250 each plus whatever we add on for a Bronze Age lunch - probably some berries and a bit of raw rabbit.
Brian: I’ve been in the wrong business all these years.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. You’re not the only one, Brian.)
Whale meet again...
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