Episode 20

🎼  Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Jakob:  I’m finished here for the day, Shula.  Alistair has asked me to go round and have a look at Peggy’s pussy.  I don’t know why she can’t bring it in to the surgery.  Now make sure you keep those horses on a reduced diet until I say otherwise.

Shula:  No problem, Jakob.  I’ve just put Aziz and Amir in the starvation paddock so they can stretch their legs but not eat much.  They’re in with my old donkey, Benjamin, who’s put on a bit of weight, too.  It’s quite sweet how they all get on.

Aziz:  Okay, you smelly little object, give us one good reason why we don’t kick you round this paddock and bite your ears off !

Benjamin:  Whoa there, big fella.  What’s your problem ?

Amir:  You’re the problem, you little freak.  Look at the state of you - huge ears, tiny legs and horribly hairy.  What’s the point of you ?

Benjamin:  Well now, the first point of me is that Shula can suck up to the Bishop by taking me to church on Palm Sunday.  And you do know that’s she’s training to be a vicar ?

Aziz:  How could we forget ?  She practises her sermons when she’s out riding.  Absolute rubbish, complete absence of Aristotelian logic and her grammar is pants.

Amir:  And the second point is ?

Benjamin:  The second point is that my stable is next to the feed store and I can undo bolts with my teeth.

Aziz:  OMG you’re Benny the Bolt !  We heard about you at our last place - you can open any gate or door and escape from any stable.

Amir:  Respect, bro.  Please forgive our careless remarks earlier.  It’s a privilege to meet a legend.

Benjamin:  No offence taken, chaps.  If you fancy a midnight snack I can come round after lights out and we can help ourselves.

Aziz:  Jackpot !

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

(Ed.  This is all highly unlikely but what’s new ?)

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  1. Horse sense, that's what we needed. Hi Ho Benny The Bolt

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