Episode 21

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Kenton:  It’s Easter soon, Jolene, and we really need something to bring the cash - I mean crowds - into The Bull.  Profits are really down since Lilian barred Jazzer.  Got any ideas ?

Jolene: Well for a start we could stop giving Lilian free drinks.  That would save us the GDP of a small country.

Kenton:  And it would also start Word War III.  No, we need a big star to front the Ambridge Easter Festival this Sunday !  Only this time it’s to make The Bull come back to life, never mind Jesus.  And don’t tell Shula I said that.

Jolene:  It’ a bit short notice but Ah’ll ‘ave a word wi’ some of  me showbiz mates I met on tour.  Let’s see if they can rustle up someone.

Kenton:  I really don’t know what I would do without you, Jolene.  You are the best thing that ever happened to me.

Jolene: (under her breath) - That shower scene I ‘ad wi’ Sid was the best thing that ‘ever ‘appened to me.)   That’s nice, darlin’, I’m sure I’d feel the same if I ‘ad me in my life.

(Later that day)

Kenton:  Did you have any luck, Jolene ?

Jolene:  You’ll never guess what, darlin’.  I’ve only gone and got the world’s biggest celebrity to come on Sunday.  Apparently they’ve bin dyin’ to come to a tiny country pub in a boring English county to hang out with some really dull people and apparently we fit the bill.  Who knew ?

🎼  Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum. ...

(Ed.  Well not me as usual)