Episode 22
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Eddie: Wot’s goin’ on, Jolene ? It’s taken me ‘alf an ‘our t’ get t’ the bar. Where’s all these folks come from?
Jolene: You must be the last person in Ambridge to ‘ear about the big celebrity comin’ in this lunchtime. I’m surprised you didn’t know. We made sure Susan was the first person we told.
Eddie: You know Oi never listen to a word anyone sez. Oi was ‘opin’ fer a bit of peace and quiet wi’ a point of Shires and me ferrets. Oo is this big celeb then ?
Jolene: You will never guess in a millyin years.
Eddie: Is it one of your country and western mates ? Oi always liked that Johnny Cash, fella.
Jolene: For crying out loud, Eddie, ‘e’s bin dead years. Didn’t you see anyone famous on the way in ?
Eddie: Well Oi ran into some flash bird wi’ bigger assets than Borchester Land, know what Oi mean ? She was interested in wot was down me trousers so Oi let her stroke me ferrets. But she was gettin’ fed up waitin’ t’ get t’ the bar so Oi said she would be better off at Grey Gables as it would be a bit quieter there.
Jolene: FFS, EDDY. YOU SENT KIM KARDASHIAN TO GREY GABLES ?
Eddy: Oo’s Kim Kardashian when ‘e’s at ‘ome?
(Loud thump as Jolene slumps behind the bar)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Thank God she was a silent character, the budget couldn’t take it.)
Eddie: Wot’s goin’ on, Jolene ? It’s taken me ‘alf an ‘our t’ get t’ the bar. Where’s all these folks come from?
Jolene: You must be the last person in Ambridge to ‘ear about the big celebrity comin’ in this lunchtime. I’m surprised you didn’t know. We made sure Susan was the first person we told.
Eddie: You know Oi never listen to a word anyone sez. Oi was ‘opin’ fer a bit of peace and quiet wi’ a point of Shires and me ferrets. Oo is this big celeb then ?
Jolene: You will never guess in a millyin years.
Eddie: Is it one of your country and western mates ? Oi always liked that Johnny Cash, fella.
Jolene: For crying out loud, Eddie, ‘e’s bin dead years. Didn’t you see anyone famous on the way in ?
Eddie: Well Oi ran into some flash bird wi’ bigger assets than Borchester Land, know what Oi mean ? She was interested in wot was down me trousers so Oi let her stroke me ferrets. But she was gettin’ fed up waitin’ t’ get t’ the bar so Oi said she would be better off at Grey Gables as it would be a bit quieter there.
Jolene: FFS, EDDY. YOU SENT KIM KARDASHIAN TO GREY GABLES ?
Eddy: Oo’s Kim Kardashian when ‘e’s at ‘ome?
(Loud thump as Jolene slumps behind the bar)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Thank God she was a silent character, the budget couldn’t take it.)
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