Episode 24

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Helen:  Hi, Mum,  you look ready for a cup of tea.  Henry, please leave Jack alone.  He’s quite happy playing with Teddy.

Pat:  Yes please to tea, love.  I’ve just been in the dairy with Clarrie and Susan.  The pair of them talk more than they work.  I’m sure I could find better labour.

Helen:  But they’ve worked here for years, they’re almost part of the family.  Henry, I’ve told you before, nice boys don’t bite off Teddy’s head.

Pat:  But that’s the trouble, Helen.  They do think they’re family and have settled into a cosy routine of chat, chat, chat, mostly about ferrets and Tracey Horrobin’s love life.  Their productivity is plummeting - no wonder they have to do extra shifts.

Helen:  Well you should ask them in for a cup of tea, explain how you feel and see what they have to say.  If you don’t like it then sack them.  Henry, I don’t think Jack can breathe with Teddy down his throat.

Pat:  But Clarrie will lecture me on workers’ rights and Susan will trash our reputation in the village shop.

Helen:  I’m not so sure about that, Mum.  I mean how many people in Ambridge really care about workers’ rights ? Brian ? Lilian ? Philip?  And Susan may be a ghastly old gossip but she needs the work - I’ve heard Neil’s job at Berrow is in trouble.  Henry, go up to your room and take what’s left of Teddy with you.

Pat:  Gosh, Helen, I didn’t realise.  You’re  more like me than I thought, although I have a slightly better taste in men.

(Door opens)

Tony:  Sorry I’m late, Pat, but that poor woman, Joy, had trouble with her MG.  Big end’s gone again.

Pat: Forget my last remark ...

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

(Ed. Can someone please sew Teddy back together again ?)

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