Episode 28

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Harrison:  Hi Tracy, have you got that list of favourite positions for the team ?

Tracy:  Wot are you tryin’ to say ? I know people ‘ave a low opinion of us ‘Orrobins, but that’s a bit much.

Harrison:  For goodness sake, Tracy, let’s see what you’ve got.

Tracy:  And I thought you were an ‘appily married man.

Harrison:   Now be serious, who do you think will win the sticky wicket competition this year ?

Tracy:  Could be you the way you’re goin’ on.  Wait til Fallon finds out wot you’ve bin sayin’ to me.

Harrison:  Sorry, I meant the single wicket.  Who’s got the best pair of hands in the team?

Tracy:  Ooh you are awful - that would be tellin’.

Harrison:  Seems to me that Eddie could be at long leg .

Tracy:  You’ve bin peekin’ again, ‘arrrison.

Harrison:  Get a grip, Tracy.

Tracy:  I’d love to.

Harrison:  Jazzer could be at silly mid on, Lilian at short mid wicket, Tom at deep square leg .

Tracy:  Jazzer tells me he’s got great googlies.

Harrison:  Did he show you his wrong un ?

Tracy:  No, but I hear he can swing it both ways.

Harrison:  Does Lilian like a short mid wicket ?

Tracy:  Not really, she got done by a full toss.

Harrison: We could have Adam in the gully or in the slips or ...

Tracy:  I  hear he likes to be third man.

Harrison:  Who would be at silly point ?

Tracy:  That’s Joy, obvs.

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

(That’s enough of this rubbish.  Can we get back to ferrets ?)