Episode 29
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Clarrie: Oo’s that comin’ to the door, Eddie ? Oh no, it’s PC Burns ! Wot ‘ave you done now ?
Eddie: Dunno, luv. Ah’ll ‘ave to go and see. Just put them bottles of cider under the sink, would you ? Don’t want ‘Arrison to get a sniff of me best brew, it’s not strictly legal, like.
(Knock on door)
Eddie: ‘Ello, ‘Arrison, wot can Oi do fer you ? If it’s about that trouble with the ferret and the redhead Oi can explain.
Harrison: I’m sure you can, Eddie, but perhaps you should speak to Clarrie first. The lady in question has declined to press charges but she wants to keep the ferret.
Eddie: Fair enough, e’s fond of the ladies. So wot can Oi ‘elp you with ?
Harrison: I want to have a look inside your freezer as I have reason to believe there’s a dead animal in there.
Eddie: Don’t all freezers have dead animals in ‘em, unless you’re one of them veggies ? But ‘ave you got a warrant ? Ye can’t just come in ‘ere an’ ask to look inside an Englishman’s freezer ! Magna Carter an’ all that.
Harrison: Okay, Eddie, point taken. I will be back with a warrant but if this comes to court it could look bad for you.
Eddie: Only jokin’, Arrison, of course you can look in the freezer. It’s through ‘ere.
(sound of door opening)
Harrison: Thanks, Eddie, it’s just that there’s a rumour in the village that you’ve got a horse’s head in there. Totally ridiculous I know but I just have to check it out.
Eddie: I’ll just open it up and you can see ...
(loud thud as PC Burns falls to the floor)
Clarrie: Eddie ! Wot’s this about a redhead ?
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Hasn’t he seen The Godfather ?)
Clarrie: Oo’s that comin’ to the door, Eddie ? Oh no, it’s PC Burns ! Wot ‘ave you done now ?
Eddie: Dunno, luv. Ah’ll ‘ave to go and see. Just put them bottles of cider under the sink, would you ? Don’t want ‘Arrison to get a sniff of me best brew, it’s not strictly legal, like.
(Knock on door)
Eddie: ‘Ello, ‘Arrison, wot can Oi do fer you ? If it’s about that trouble with the ferret and the redhead Oi can explain.
Harrison: I’m sure you can, Eddie, but perhaps you should speak to Clarrie first. The lady in question has declined to press charges but she wants to keep the ferret.
Eddie: Fair enough, e’s fond of the ladies. So wot can Oi ‘elp you with ?
Harrison: I want to have a look inside your freezer as I have reason to believe there’s a dead animal in there.
Eddie: Don’t all freezers have dead animals in ‘em, unless you’re one of them veggies ? But ‘ave you got a warrant ? Ye can’t just come in ‘ere an’ ask to look inside an Englishman’s freezer ! Magna Carter an’ all that.
Harrison: Okay, Eddie, point taken. I will be back with a warrant but if this comes to court it could look bad for you.
Eddie: Only jokin’, Arrison, of course you can look in the freezer. It’s through ‘ere.
(sound of door opening)
Harrison: Thanks, Eddie, it’s just that there’s a rumour in the village that you’ve got a horse’s head in there. Totally ridiculous I know but I just have to check it out.
Eddie: I’ll just open it up and you can see ...
(loud thud as PC Burns falls to the floor)
Clarrie: Eddie ! Wot’s this about a redhead ?
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Hasn’t he seen The Godfather ?)
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