Episode 31
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Jakob: Why are these horses still so fat, Shula ?
Shula: And why are you still so rude ? I have been doing exactly as you instructed with reduced feeding and increased exercise. As you can see they are in the starvation paddock with Benjamin every day. There’s hardly a blade of grass in it.
Jakob: This is most unscientific and goes directly against the latest veterinary research. Is there anywhere else they could be getting food from ?
Shula: Well only if they can get out of their stable and undo the bolts on the feed store door and that’s highly unlikely !
Aziz: Don’t look now but St Shula and the psycho vet are talking about us.
Amir: Let them talk. They have no idea about Benny the Bolt’s party trick.
Aziz: Or that we speak four languages including English, Arabic and donkey.
Benjamin: HEEHAW, HEEHAW, HEEHAW.
Shula: Oh Benjamin, aren’t you sweet. Come here and let me scratch your ears.
Jakob: My final suggestion, Shula, is that you put a padlock on the feed store. Some of your staff may be tempted to feed the horses extra titbits.
Shula: Okay, we’ll try that. I think I’ve got a spare padlock and chain in the office and will put it on tonight. Ouch, Benjamin, no need to nip me !
Aziz: Now we’re in the merde !
(Ed. That’ll be the fourth language.)
Shula: Before you go, Jakob, how did you get on with Peggy’s pussy ? I know it’s a mangey old thing but she does love it.
Jakob: it was no trouble, just needed a little TLC as you English say. Let me know if you want me to have a look at yours.
Shula: On no, I don’t have one. No time when I’m training to be a vicar.
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Speechless.)
Jakob: Why are these horses still so fat, Shula ?
Shula: And why are you still so rude ? I have been doing exactly as you instructed with reduced feeding and increased exercise. As you can see they are in the starvation paddock with Benjamin every day. There’s hardly a blade of grass in it.
Jakob: This is most unscientific and goes directly against the latest veterinary research. Is there anywhere else they could be getting food from ?
Shula: Well only if they can get out of their stable and undo the bolts on the feed store door and that’s highly unlikely !
Aziz: Don’t look now but St Shula and the psycho vet are talking about us.
Amir: Let them talk. They have no idea about Benny the Bolt’s party trick.
Aziz: Or that we speak four languages including English, Arabic and donkey.
Benjamin: HEEHAW, HEEHAW, HEEHAW.
Shula: Oh Benjamin, aren’t you sweet. Come here and let me scratch your ears.
Jakob: My final suggestion, Shula, is that you put a padlock on the feed store. Some of your staff may be tempted to feed the horses extra titbits.
Shula: Okay, we’ll try that. I think I’ve got a spare padlock and chain in the office and will put it on tonight. Ouch, Benjamin, no need to nip me !
Aziz: Now we’re in the merde !
(Ed. That’ll be the fourth language.)
Shula: Before you go, Jakob, how did you get on with Peggy’s pussy ? I know it’s a mangey old thing but she does love it.
Jakob: it was no trouble, just needed a little TLC as you English say. Let me know if you want me to have a look at yours.
Shula: On no, I don’t have one. No time when I’m training to be a vicar.
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. Speechless.)
Over to you Benny the Bolt! You're not going to let them beat you, are you? Horse power!
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