Episode 45
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
Ed: Hey, Jazzer, it’s great to see you back in The Bull - how’d you manage to sweet talk Lilian this time ?
Jazzer: Ah didnae. Jolene says profits ur doon so Ah’m back.
Ed: But what are you gonna do if Lilian appears ?
Jazzer: The Prof thinks ma main problem is folk like Lilian dinnae ken whit Ah’m sayin so he’s been teachin me some phrases tae help wi that.
Ed: Yeah, like what ?
Jazzer: Weel afore Lilian tells me tae get oot , Ah’ll mibbe say, how kind of you to let me come.
Ed: Steady on Jazzer, I know you like the old girl but she might think you’re being a bit previous.
Jazzer: Or Ah’ll say, roond and roond the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran. An Ah’ll tell her that monkeys make monopoly monotonous.
Ed: How’s a board game gonna get you back into her good books ?
Jazzer: Ah’m just tryin tae get a conversation goin here. Hiv ye seen that red lorry, yellow lorry ?
Ed: I am totally confused, Jazzer, Lilian wouldn’t be seen dead in a lorry. Do you want a drink ?
Jazzer: Whit if Ah talk aboot the weather ? The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
Ed: Not sure how that’s going to help.
Jazzer : Whit does she like ? Whit aboot a proper copper coffee pot ?
Ed: For God’s sake, Jazzer, you know she prefers a large gin ! Do you want a pint or not ?
Jazzer: Weel thur wur six Scottish sodgers shot in their shuuders.
Ed: She does like a man in uniform.
Jazzer: The Leith police dismisseth us.
Ed: I think you’ve cracked it, she can’t possibly throw you out now.
(Pub door opens)
Lilian: You’re not the only one who’s been taking elocution lessons, Jazzer. Choose yur windae, yur goan oot !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ....
(Ed. Back to the drawing board.)
Ed: Hey, Jazzer, it’s great to see you back in The Bull - how’d you manage to sweet talk Lilian this time ?
Jazzer: Ah didnae. Jolene says profits ur doon so Ah’m back.
Ed: But what are you gonna do if Lilian appears ?
Jazzer: The Prof thinks ma main problem is folk like Lilian dinnae ken whit Ah’m sayin so he’s been teachin me some phrases tae help wi that.
Ed: Yeah, like what ?
Jazzer: Weel afore Lilian tells me tae get oot , Ah’ll mibbe say, how kind of you to let me come.
Ed: Steady on Jazzer, I know you like the old girl but she might think you’re being a bit previous.
Jazzer: Or Ah’ll say, roond and roond the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran. An Ah’ll tell her that monkeys make monopoly monotonous.
Ed: How’s a board game gonna get you back into her good books ?
Jazzer: Ah’m just tryin tae get a conversation goin here. Hiv ye seen that red lorry, yellow lorry ?
Ed: I am totally confused, Jazzer, Lilian wouldn’t be seen dead in a lorry. Do you want a drink ?
Jazzer: Whit if Ah talk aboot the weather ? The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
Ed: Not sure how that’s going to help.
Jazzer : Whit does she like ? Whit aboot a proper copper coffee pot ?
Ed: For God’s sake, Jazzer, you know she prefers a large gin ! Do you want a pint or not ?
Jazzer: Weel thur wur six Scottish sodgers shot in their shuuders.
Ed: She does like a man in uniform.
Jazzer: The Leith police dismisseth us.
Ed: I think you’ve cracked it, she can’t possibly throw you out now.
(Pub door opens)
Lilian: You’re not the only one who’s been taking elocution lessons, Jazzer. Choose yur windae, yur goan oot !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ....
(Ed. Back to the drawing board.)
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