Episode 41

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Aziz:  Now that we’ve set the ferrets free and got our AARS going, what happens next ?

Benjamin:  Our AARS ?

Aziz:  Yeah,  the Ambridge Animal Rescue Service - that’s us.  Cool name, huh ?

Amir:  We move on to Adam’s deer tonight and then it’s the big one, Berrow Farm, the following night.

Benjamin:  Whoah, all those pigs ?  There’s hundreds of them.

Aziz:  And I’m not that fond of pigs, they’ll eat anything, including us.

Amir:  No worries, bro, they’ll be more interested in heading for the hills than bothering us.

Benjamin:  And can you understand pigs,  Amir ?

Amir:  Well, it’s not a sophisticated language and once you open a few gates they’ll get the message.

Benjamin:  Look out, St Shula and Lilian are heading our way.

Shula:  You see, Lilian, the padlock’s been on the feed store for a week and I can’t see any improvement I’m afraid.  They’re still on the chubby side.

(Aziz:  Speak for yourself, girl !)

Lilian:  You know, Shula, they look perfectly fine to me.  I like a rounded bottom myself and a bit of flesh I can get hold of, hahahahahahaha !  Jakob won’t be happy til we see every rib and to be honest, daahling, I’m not sure I trust the opinion of a man who takes so much interest in my mother’s pussy.

(Amir :  We’d better put Hilda on the AARS list.)

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ...

(Ed.  Amir might regret that.)

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