Episode 48

🎼.  Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

Jolene: I’m glad you came in, Lilian, I need to ask you somethin.  Your sister were in the pub last night and Kenton and I were left scratchin our ‘ead cos she seemed to be celebratin somethin.  What’s the gossip ?

Lilian:  You seem to be confusing me with Susan Carter, daahling.

Jolene:  Ooh, I see you’ve got your resting bitch face on.  This should be good.

Lilian:  I don’t know why she was in here.  She usually prefers Grey Gables if she’s going out for a cocktail.

Jolene:  Well we did wonder but she weren’t on ‘er own.

Lilian:  Really, daahling ?  Doesn’t sound much like Jenny - she doesn’t have any friends according to the usual scriptwriters.

Jolene:  Well she seemed pretty close to this one.  They shared the most expensive bottle of champagne we ‘ave - lucky it was chilled to be honest.  Anyway they laughed a lot and left a big tip.

Lilian:  Two miracles in one day !

Jolene:  ‘Er friend were beautifully dressed - she’d made a real effort with ‘er ‘air and makeup I ‘ave to say.  Not like many round ‘ere.  We wondered if she was maybe one of Brian’s friends - you know what ‘e’s like.

Lilian:  Yes, all too well, but not this time, daahling.  It’s all Adam’s fault.  Jenny met Jo on a website he uses but please don’t tell Ian.

Jolene:  Wow !  We need more diversity in this village but I didn’t see that comin.  What were they celebratin, though ?

 Lilian:  Jo’s taken the rental on Home Farm and Jenny’s moving in...

(loud thud as Jolene falls to the floor)

Lilian:  Kenton !  It’s your turn to pour me a large one  !

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...

(That’s Brian’s bum oot the windae.)