Episode 53
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
David: Have you noticed how Leonard’s been behaving lately?
Ruth: You mean his irritatin way of hangin on your mother’s every word and offerin to buy our ungrateful children more presents than they deserve ?
David: I just think he’s been looking a bit peaky, poor old thing.
Ruth: Poor old thing, my arse !
David: Ruth, really ! You’ve been spending too much time with Lilian, or is it Jazzer ?
Ruth: Well, he hangs around here all day simperin in the kitchen and eatin cake. He’s gettin on my nerves.
David: Talking of cake, have you tried Mum’s latest lemon drizzle ? I just managed to grab a slice before Leonard wolfed the lot and Mum called him upstairs. I think it might be a new recipe - it’s got a real sting in the tail. What are you doing later ?
Ruth: You know I never touch any of those carbo sugar fat bombs she makes. I don’t want to be the size of your sister, Shula. She never turns down a drink or a cake that one.
David: Let’s stop talking about cake and talk about us ...
Ruth: Aw naaaw, don’t tell me you’ve decided we’re movin again for some lame reason no-one ever understood.
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David: Nothing like that, I wanted to talk about us. Why reach for the moon when we have the stars ?
Ruth: Look, for God’s sake I’m busy - what are you on about ?
David: Ever since I had that cake with my coffee I’ve developed an urge to ...
Ruth: Aw naaaw, David, you can forget about all that nonsense, I’ve got the milking to do.
(shrieks and laughter from upstairs)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. It’s a shame Ruth is so practical.)
David: Have you noticed how Leonard’s been behaving lately?
Ruth: You mean his irritatin way of hangin on your mother’s every word and offerin to buy our ungrateful children more presents than they deserve ?
David: I just think he’s been looking a bit peaky, poor old thing.
Ruth: Poor old thing, my arse !
David: Ruth, really ! You’ve been spending too much time with Lilian, or is it Jazzer ?
Ruth: Well, he hangs around here all day simperin in the kitchen and eatin cake. He’s gettin on my nerves.
David: Talking of cake, have you tried Mum’s latest lemon drizzle ? I just managed to grab a slice before Leonard wolfed the lot and Mum called him upstairs. I think it might be a new recipe - it’s got a real sting in the tail. What are you doing later ?
Ruth: You know I never touch any of those carbo sugar fat bombs she makes. I don’t want to be the size of your sister, Shula. She never turns down a drink or a cake that one.
David: Let’s stop talking about cake and talk about us ...
Ruth: Aw naaaw, don’t tell me you’ve decided we’re movin again for some lame reason no-one ever understood.
.
David: Nothing like that, I wanted to talk about us. Why reach for the moon when we have the stars ?
Ruth: Look, for God’s sake I’m busy - what are you on about ?
David: Ever since I had that cake with my coffee I’ve developed an urge to ...
Ruth: Aw naaaw, David, you can forget about all that nonsense, I’ve got the milking to do.
(shrieks and laughter from upstairs)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum ...
(Ed. It’s a shame Ruth is so practical.)
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