Episode 54
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Brian: Good evening, Tracy. We don’t often see you in the bar at Grey Gables.
Tracy: Oi don’t often come ‘ere to be ‘onest. It’s a bit of a busman’s ‘oliday given Oi work ‘ere. Although Oi don’t suppose you know much bout busmen.
Brian: That’s true. Haven’t been on public transport since 1965.
Tracy: Blimey. Oi didn’t know you were that old.
Brian: Can I get you a drink ? I’ve got a bit of time before my friend arrives.
Tracy: That’s funny, Oi’m waitin’ for someone n’all. Oi’ll ‘ave a glass of champagne seein as you’re offerin’.
Brian: Excellent. I’ll get a bottle.
Tracy: Well don’t expect me to get staaf discount for you - Oi’d get the sack.
Brian: Wouldn’t dream of it. It would be a bad day when I couldn’t afford a decent bottle of bubbly. So who are you meeting ?
Tracy: That would be tellin.
Brian: Oh go on, I’m all ears.
Tracy: All mouth and no trousers Oi’ve ‘eard but mebbe that’s just a rumour.
Brian: I’ve certainly had my moments but I want to do something different now. In fact I’m meeting a local artist this evening.
Tracy: Really, ‘ave you met ‘er before ?
Brian: No, but I expect you’ve heard about Jenny meeting someone on a dating site - you must have, you’re Susan Carter’s sister - and I thought I’d have a go.
Tracy: Yeah, I did ‘ear about Jennifer striking it lucky an I signed up as well. Oi’m waitin’ for an entrepreneur says ‘e’s 50ish.
Brian: (choking into champagne) Oh my god, it’s you ! You’re the artist - more like a piss artist if you ask me.
Tracy: You can talk, you’re 70 if you’re a day ! Oi can’t believe you lied on your profile.
Brian: Don’t blame me, everyone does it.
Tracy: Don’t blame me either. Anyway Oi’m sure this is illegal, we’re almost related.
Brian: Jenny was horrified when she realised she was related to a Horrabin and look what’s happened now.
Tracy : Never moind, we might as well finish the bottle seein as we’re ‘ere.
Brian: Might as well order another one. Cheers !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Do neither of them have any shame ?)
Brian: Good evening, Tracy. We don’t often see you in the bar at Grey Gables.
Tracy: Oi don’t often come ‘ere to be ‘onest. It’s a bit of a busman’s ‘oliday given Oi work ‘ere. Although Oi don’t suppose you know much bout busmen.
Brian: That’s true. Haven’t been on public transport since 1965.
Tracy: Blimey. Oi didn’t know you were that old.
Brian: Can I get you a drink ? I’ve got a bit of time before my friend arrives.
Tracy: That’s funny, Oi’m waitin’ for someone n’all. Oi’ll ‘ave a glass of champagne seein as you’re offerin’.
Brian: Excellent. I’ll get a bottle.
Tracy: Well don’t expect me to get staaf discount for you - Oi’d get the sack.
Brian: Wouldn’t dream of it. It would be a bad day when I couldn’t afford a decent bottle of bubbly. So who are you meeting ?
Tracy: That would be tellin.
Brian: Oh go on, I’m all ears.
Tracy: All mouth and no trousers Oi’ve ‘eard but mebbe that’s just a rumour.
Brian: I’ve certainly had my moments but I want to do something different now. In fact I’m meeting a local artist this evening.
Tracy: Really, ‘ave you met ‘er before ?
Brian: No, but I expect you’ve heard about Jenny meeting someone on a dating site - you must have, you’re Susan Carter’s sister - and I thought I’d have a go.
Tracy: Yeah, I did ‘ear about Jennifer striking it lucky an I signed up as well. Oi’m waitin’ for an entrepreneur says ‘e’s 50ish.
Brian: (choking into champagne) Oh my god, it’s you ! You’re the artist - more like a piss artist if you ask me.
Tracy: You can talk, you’re 70 if you’re a day ! Oi can’t believe you lied on your profile.
Brian: Don’t blame me, everyone does it.
Tracy: Don’t blame me either. Anyway Oi’m sure this is illegal, we’re almost related.
Brian: Jenny was horrified when she realised she was related to a Horrabin and look what’s happened now.
Tracy : Never moind, we might as well finish the bottle seein as we’re ‘ere.
Brian: Might as well order another one. Cheers !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Do neither of them have any shame ?)
But the real question is, whatever happened the phantom Episode 52?
ReplyDeleteI’m glad someone’s paying attention - well spotted. Too many large ones...
DeleteThat's a relief – I had feared government censorship – though given what's in there already....
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