Episode 55

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

Peggy:  It’s so lovely to have both of my daughters in the same room with me. I mean let’s face it, at my age I could go at any time.

Lilian:  Oh, Mum, don’t be so ridiculous.  You’ll see us all out, you mark my words,

Peggy:  I do feel very well, actually, and I put that down to Jakob.  He has changed my life with all the attention he’s been paying to my pussy.

Lilian:  Hilda isn’t looking too bad either...

Peggy:  So, Jennifer, how are things at Home Farm ?

Jennifer:  It is rather lovely being back in the old place.  So spacious after that ghastly shoebox and so many happy family memories.

Lilian:  You must be delighted to be back in your fabulous kitchen that took years to fit.  Are you doing lots of cooking ?  Mum doesn’t approve of that.

Peggy:  I do know what I’m talking about, Lilian.  Excessive cooking and baking indicates a lack of action in the bedroom.  I read about it in Psychotherapy Weekly.

Lilian:  The last I knew you were devoted to Woman’s Weekly.

Jennifer:  Oh please don’t argue.  I am cooking obviously but Jo doesn’t seem too impressed by my pheasant casserole or game pie.  And she refuses to look at a venison sausage.  Brian always loved the meals I prepared.  I am beginning to wonder if Jo is a secret vegetarian.

Peggy:  That would be awkward.

Lilian:  How ghastly and who knew you would miss Brian ?

Peggy:  Don’t worry, Jenny, I’ve got just the thing for you.  Jill has a new recipe for lemon drizzle cake.  Jo will love it and she’ll be chasing you round the kitchen.

Lilian:  Perhaps it’s time I took up baking...

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

(Ed.  Is Peggy planning a cookbook ?)


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