Episode 58
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Susan: Oi’m really disappointed in you, Tracy.
Tracy: Nothin new there, then. Oi’ve never understood why Oi’m the black sheep of the family when you and that brother of ours ‘ave bin banged up, not me.
Susan: There’s no need to go on about that, it’s ancient history. Oi’m talkin about you gettin up to all sorts at Grey Gables.
Tracy: So wot ? Oi’m entitled to a private life ain’t Oi ?
Susan: Oi suppose so but Oi was mortified when Oi had Jill Archer tellin me about you and Brian Aldridge. She was in here with her new boyfriend, Leonard. He was all over her like a rash - disgustin at that age if you ask me.
Tracy: No-one’s askin you. There is sex after 60 you know, although in your case you might ‘ave to give it a miss unless you give your ex-pig man the elbow.
Susan: Let’s stick to the point, Tracy. Why am Oi the only one not to know about you and Brian Aldridge ? Oi pride myself on knowin what’s goin on in this village and if my family can’t even trust me with their secrets, well, what does that make me look like ? Oi felt such a fool, I can tell you.
Tracy: Well Oi’ve bin busy and why should Oi tell you. It would be like puttin an ad in the Borchester Echo.
Susan: Oi should be insulted but Oi will ignore that comment. Why didn’t you tell me that you were meetin up with Brian ?
Tracy: Oi didn’t know did Oi ? Oi rocked up thinkin Oi was gonna meet a cross between George Clooney and Richard Branson and it turned out to be Brian !
Susan: Blimey ! Must have bin a real disappointment for ‘im as well when ‘e saw you.
Tracy: Wot are you tryin to say ?
Susan: Oi thought Oi might be more Brian’s type given my interest in runnin me own business and how Oi’ve pushed Neil up the managerial ladder. Hey, do you think you could get Brian to give Neil a job at Borchester Land ?
Tracy: It’s not the best chat up line Oi’ve ever ‘eard.
Susan: Are you goin to see ‘I’m again ? You can tell me. Oi promise Oi won’t tell a soul, honest !
(loud thud as Tracy falls to the floor)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Ooh, Susan - liar, liar, pants on fire.)
Susan: Oi’m really disappointed in you, Tracy.
Tracy: Nothin new there, then. Oi’ve never understood why Oi’m the black sheep of the family when you and that brother of ours ‘ave bin banged up, not me.
Susan: There’s no need to go on about that, it’s ancient history. Oi’m talkin about you gettin up to all sorts at Grey Gables.
Tracy: So wot ? Oi’m entitled to a private life ain’t Oi ?
Susan: Oi suppose so but Oi was mortified when Oi had Jill Archer tellin me about you and Brian Aldridge. She was in here with her new boyfriend, Leonard. He was all over her like a rash - disgustin at that age if you ask me.
Tracy: No-one’s askin you. There is sex after 60 you know, although in your case you might ‘ave to give it a miss unless you give your ex-pig man the elbow.
Susan: Let’s stick to the point, Tracy. Why am Oi the only one not to know about you and Brian Aldridge ? Oi pride myself on knowin what’s goin on in this village and if my family can’t even trust me with their secrets, well, what does that make me look like ? Oi felt such a fool, I can tell you.
Tracy: Well Oi’ve bin busy and why should Oi tell you. It would be like puttin an ad in the Borchester Echo.
Susan: Oi should be insulted but Oi will ignore that comment. Why didn’t you tell me that you were meetin up with Brian ?
Tracy: Oi didn’t know did Oi ? Oi rocked up thinkin Oi was gonna meet a cross between George Clooney and Richard Branson and it turned out to be Brian !
Susan: Blimey ! Must have bin a real disappointment for ‘im as well when ‘e saw you.
Tracy: Wot are you tryin to say ?
Susan: Oi thought Oi might be more Brian’s type given my interest in runnin me own business and how Oi’ve pushed Neil up the managerial ladder. Hey, do you think you could get Brian to give Neil a job at Borchester Land ?
Tracy: It’s not the best chat up line Oi’ve ever ‘eard.
Susan: Are you goin to see ‘I’m again ? You can tell me. Oi promise Oi won’t tell a soul, honest !
(loud thud as Tracy falls to the floor)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Ooh, Susan - liar, liar, pants on fire.)
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