Episode 59

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

Peggy:  Morning, Jill.  The kettle’s just boiled so you’re right on time.  How are you, dear ?

Jill:  Well, thanks to you and Jakob, I haven’t had much sleep lately.  Leonard’s like a new man in the bedroom department.

Peggy:  I’m delighted to hear it, Jill.  I was sure the lemon drizzle would do the trick.  Now just go in to the drawing room and I’ll bring the tray through.  Hilda’s having a little snooze on the sofa as usual.

(Hilda:  My eyes may be closed but if you touch me, you’re dead.)

Jill:  I’d like to put something in your feed, you monster.

Peggy:  What was that, dear ?

Jill:  I was just thinking aloud - Hilda looks very relaxed and in the best of health.

Peggy:  Well, Jakob knows how to keep a pussy in tip-top condition.  Now, did you bring any scones to go with this coffee ?

Jill: I’ve got no time for that baking nonsense now!  Just one lemon drizzle a week keeps Leonard on the go.

Peggy:  I’m delighted to hear it.  But what have you said to David and Ruth ?

Jill:  I’ve told them to stop banging on the bedroom door at night - it’s about time I had some fun !

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

(Aaaw naaaw, Ruth won’t be pleased, she’s got the milking to do.)