Episode 66

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

Jennifer:   Brian, darling, how are you ?  I heard you had a fall the other night.  I do hope you are alright.

Brian:  Oh please don’t fuss, Jenny.  I just had a bit of a shock, that’s all, and slipped off my chair.

Jennifer :  You had a shock ?  How do you think I felt when I heard you were out with your floozie - again !  But you must remember that falls at your age can be dangerous.

Brian:  Steady on darling, I am not completely past it you know.  And Tracy isn’t a floozie, she’s a, she’s, she’s...

Jennifer:  You can’t even think of a word to defend her.  What kind of a man are you ?  And why would the poor woman want to hang around with you when you clearly want only one thing?

Brian:  Now that’s not fair.  I was trying to get to know her better.  I’ve been missing quite a few things since you moved out.

Jennifer:  I really don’t want to know.

Brian:  What I really miss is sitting down to your excellent meals and I was interested in finding out about Tracy’s cooking skills.

Jennifer :  And ?

Brian:  Well it turns out she doesn’t have any.

Jennifer:  Just as well I have a game pie in my bag, then.  Jo has definitely lost her appetite.

  Brian:  You can rest assured, darling, that I haven’t lost mine.

Jennifer:  Oh, Brian, you are awful - but I like you.

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

(Ed.  How did this turn into a Dick Emery sketch ?)