Episode 69
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(sound of door bursting open)
Brian: Oh, hello, darling, I wasn’t expecting you. What on earth’s the matter ?
Jennifer: I really don’t know where to start. My life is such a mess and it’s all your doing.
Brian: Steady on, Jenny, it was you who left me, remember.
Jennifer: You drove me to it after all those years of deception and lies.
Brian: I hardly drive anywhere these days, unless it’s to test my eyesight.
Jennifer: There you go again making ridiculous statements and insulting my intelligence.
Brian: Let’s get back to why you are here.
Jennifer: I am homeless, humiliated and my best handbags have been seized by the bailiffs. I am a failure.
Brian: You have to remember that failure is just success without the applause.
Jennifer: Have you been talking to Kate again ? That’s exactly the kind of nonsense she would come out with - or Alice when she’s drunk.
Brian: Look, Jenny, I’m only trying to cheer you up. Now, are you moving back in ? I could murder a venison casserole.
Jennifer: And I could murder you any day !
(door slams)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed, I would hide the knives, Brian, if I were you.)
(sound of door bursting open)
Brian: Oh, hello, darling, I wasn’t expecting you. What on earth’s the matter ?
Jennifer: I really don’t know where to start. My life is such a mess and it’s all your doing.
Brian: Steady on, Jenny, it was you who left me, remember.
Jennifer: You drove me to it after all those years of deception and lies.
Brian: I hardly drive anywhere these days, unless it’s to test my eyesight.
Jennifer: There you go again making ridiculous statements and insulting my intelligence.
Brian: Let’s get back to why you are here.
Jennifer: I am homeless, humiliated and my best handbags have been seized by the bailiffs. I am a failure.
Brian: You have to remember that failure is just success without the applause.
Jennifer: Have you been talking to Kate again ? That’s exactly the kind of nonsense she would come out with - or Alice when she’s drunk.
Brian: Look, Jenny, I’m only trying to cheer you up. Now, are you moving back in ? I could murder a venison casserole.
Jennifer: And I could murder you any day !
(door slams)
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed, I would hide the knives, Brian, if I were you.)
In French philosophical circles we think Brian should go and cultivate his jardin
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