Episode 72
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Jazzer: Hey, Prof, ye’ll never guess whit yon Susan Carter telt me in the shop the noo.
Jim: I don’t suppose I will, that woman is a constant surprise to me.
Jazzer: Weel, she wis oan aboot they shenanigans wi Jennifer Aldridge and thon woman. Ah wisnae really listenin but it seems like some Chippendales hae moved intae Hame Ferm.
Jim: What, they have moved more furniture into Home Farm ? There must be plenty of stuff up there already. Sounds like pretty low-grade gossip for Susan Carter to be peddling. She usually prefers something juicier.
Jazzer: Naw, dinnae be sae stupit. Ye ken whit Chippendales are - strippers !
Jim: Strippers ? I don’t think they should be doing that to such valuable pieces. I am surprised at Jennifer, she’s always seemed to be a sensible woman. Having said that, she has put up with Brian Aldridge all these years.
Jazzer: Aw, come oan, Prof, get wi the programme. Everybody kens that Chipperfields are strippers - they gie wimmin thrills at hen pairties.
Jim: They entertain hens ? That can’t be very onerous. Hens are famously equipped with very small brains.
Jazzer: Ah’m gettin seriously worried aboot ye noo. They tak their claes aff tae gie folk a laugh ! Ah was thinkin Ah might go up there an see if they need an extra pair. Hands, Ah mean. Ah’ve hud enuff o’ bein a pigman.
Jim: Oh, I see what you mean. Michaelangelo’s David was the highlight of a visit I made to Florence a few years ago but I am not sure you come anywhere near that standard.
Jazzer: Whit are ye sayin ? Have ye hud a wee jaunt wi an Italian gigolo ? Does Alistair ken ?
Jim: Don’t be ridiculous ! It’s a statue depicting the classical male nude. It’s considered to be the best in the world.
Jazzer: Weel, just haud on. Wait til they see me up on yon stage...
Jim: Alastair, pour me a large one !
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Did Jim just channel his inner Lilian there ?)
Jazzer: Hey, Prof, ye’ll never guess whit yon Susan Carter telt me in the shop the noo.
Jim: I don’t suppose I will, that woman is a constant surprise to me.
Jazzer: Weel, she wis oan aboot they shenanigans wi Jennifer Aldridge and thon woman. Ah wisnae really listenin but it seems like some Chippendales hae moved intae Hame Ferm.
Jim: What, they have moved more furniture into Home Farm ? There must be plenty of stuff up there already. Sounds like pretty low-grade gossip for Susan Carter to be peddling. She usually prefers something juicier.
Jazzer: Naw, dinnae be sae stupit. Ye ken whit Chippendales are - strippers !
Jim: Strippers ? I don’t think they should be doing that to such valuable pieces. I am surprised at Jennifer, she’s always seemed to be a sensible woman. Having said that, she has put up with Brian Aldridge all these years.
Jazzer: Aw, come oan, Prof, get wi the programme. Everybody kens that Chipperfields are strippers - they gie wimmin thrills at hen pairties.
Jim: They entertain hens ? That can’t be very onerous. Hens are famously equipped with very small brains.
Jazzer: Ah’m gettin seriously worried aboot ye noo. They tak their claes aff tae gie folk a laugh ! Ah was thinkin Ah might go up there an see if they need an extra pair. Hands, Ah mean. Ah’ve hud enuff o’ bein a pigman.
Jim: Oh, I see what you mean. Michaelangelo’s David was the highlight of a visit I made to Florence a few years ago but I am not sure you come anywhere near that standard.
Jazzer: Whit are ye sayin ? Have ye hud a wee jaunt wi an Italian gigolo ? Does Alistair ken ?
Jim: Don’t be ridiculous ! It’s a statue depicting the classical male nude. It’s considered to be the best in the world.
Jazzer: Weel, just haud on. Wait til they see me up on yon stage...
Jim: Alastair, pour me a large one !
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Did Jim just channel his inner Lilian there ?)
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