Episode 79
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Linda: Good Morning, Eddie. I thought I’d come and check progress on the llamas’ pool. I’m very keen for them to have some fun in the water on a hot summer’s day.
Eddie: Well Oi’m no expert on llamas, Linda, but their coat looks a bit ‘eavy for swimmin. You’re sure they won’t get waterlogged and drown ?
Linda: Now don’t be ridiculous, Eddie. I have done some research on this and once their winter coat is sheared off, they can happily swim.
(Constanza: Where on earth did she get that idea? She’s going to be very disappointed when we refuse to gambol in her vulgar pool.)
(Salieri: Indeed. We’re not the sort of camelids who go on a beach holiday. Ancient historic sites and gourmet dining are more our sort of thing.)
Eddie: While you’re ‘ere, Linda, Oi wondered if everythin was all right wi your shepherd’s ‘ut ? Needin any maintenance ? Still wind an watertight ?
Linda: Well now you mention it, Eddie, I did notice rather a strong smell the last time I was in there. I was pulling out some garden chairs and there was a most unpleasant odour.
Eddie: Oh dear, you might ‘ave some vermin in there. Do you want me to check it out ?
Linda: Could you, Eddie ? I would ask Robert but he’s busy with a new recipe for lemon drizzle cake. He seems very excited about it for some reason and wants me to go in and try it.
Eddie: No problem, Linda. Oi’ll do it right away.
(sound of door being unlocked)
Eddie: Now my beauties, where are you ?
(Sixtus: Damn it - it’s Eddie ! How did he find us ? )
(Anselm: I dunno but remember what we agreed ?)
(Sixtus: Yeah. As soon as he puts us in his trousers, you bite the one on the left and I bite the one on the right.)
(Anselm: Okay and then we meet up behind the house.)
Eddie: So you are in here you naughty boys. Come to Daddy ...
(some time later at Grange Farm)
Clarrie: Where’ve you bin, Eddie, and why are you walkin so funny ? You’d better not ‘ave any ferrets in there.
Eddie: Don’t worry, Clarrie, me ferret days is well and truly over. And so is everythin else below the waist.
Clarrie: Well that’s a shame cos I managed to get hold of some of Jill Archer’s lemon drizzle.
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. I’ve got my legs crossed here.)
Linda: Good Morning, Eddie. I thought I’d come and check progress on the llamas’ pool. I’m very keen for them to have some fun in the water on a hot summer’s day.
Eddie: Well Oi’m no expert on llamas, Linda, but their coat looks a bit ‘eavy for swimmin. You’re sure they won’t get waterlogged and drown ?
Linda: Now don’t be ridiculous, Eddie. I have done some research on this and once their winter coat is sheared off, they can happily swim.
(Constanza: Where on earth did she get that idea? She’s going to be very disappointed when we refuse to gambol in her vulgar pool.)
(Salieri: Indeed. We’re not the sort of camelids who go on a beach holiday. Ancient historic sites and gourmet dining are more our sort of thing.)
Eddie: While you’re ‘ere, Linda, Oi wondered if everythin was all right wi your shepherd’s ‘ut ? Needin any maintenance ? Still wind an watertight ?
Linda: Well now you mention it, Eddie, I did notice rather a strong smell the last time I was in there. I was pulling out some garden chairs and there was a most unpleasant odour.
Eddie: Oh dear, you might ‘ave some vermin in there. Do you want me to check it out ?
Linda: Could you, Eddie ? I would ask Robert but he’s busy with a new recipe for lemon drizzle cake. He seems very excited about it for some reason and wants me to go in and try it.
Eddie: No problem, Linda. Oi’ll do it right away.
(sound of door being unlocked)
Eddie: Now my beauties, where are you ?
(Sixtus: Damn it - it’s Eddie ! How did he find us ? )
(Anselm: I dunno but remember what we agreed ?)
(Sixtus: Yeah. As soon as he puts us in his trousers, you bite the one on the left and I bite the one on the right.)
(Anselm: Okay and then we meet up behind the house.)
Eddie: So you are in here you naughty boys. Come to Daddy ...
(some time later at Grange Farm)
Clarrie: Where’ve you bin, Eddie, and why are you walkin so funny ? You’d better not ‘ave any ferrets in there.
Eddie: Don’t worry, Clarrie, me ferret days is well and truly over. And so is everythin else below the waist.
Clarrie: Well that’s a shame cos I managed to get hold of some of Jill Archer’s lemon drizzle.
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. I’ve got my legs crossed here.)
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