Episode 80
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Alice: Where have you been, Chris, I’m dying for a drink.
Christopher: I had to buy more than wine at the supermarket, Alice, and then I popped into the village shop for that chocolate you like.
Alice: Ha - you can’t fool me ! You went in to the shop to hear the latest piece of nonsense i.e. poison, that your mother was doling out.
Christopher: That’s not fair. You might think that she is a malevolent old witch but sometimes she comes up with something that’s actually true.
Alice: I find that hard to believe but go on, tell me what’s happening in your mother’s fantasy world. And be a love and pour me a drink while you’re at it - if you can do two things at once of course.
Christopher: You could never guess this story in a million years. Your grandmother has booked a bunch of strippers for the next WI meeting !
Alice: Well if that’s true I definitely need a drink. But it can’t be true - Gran and strippers ? Your mum’s gone mad.
Christopher: Mrs Woolley told Mum they’re called The Beasts of Ambridge, she’s sold more than 30 tickets and they will be appearing upstairs at The Bull.
Alice: Are you sure your mother hasn’t been drinking ? It just can’t be true. Does she know who these strippers are ?
Christopher: It’s you who does all the drinking round here. Slow down a bit, you’ve had half a bottle since I came in.
Alice: It’s enough to drive anyone to drink hearing that one’s aged ancestor is hiring strippers for the WI.
Christopher: Mum was worried that I might be involved. I was quite pleased that she thought I might fit the bill.
Alice: Well that’s a bit creepy. But of course you’re fit enough - why do you think I married you ? You’re not involved are you, my mother would be apoplectic.
Christopher: No Alice, I am not taking my clothes off in front of the jam and Jerusalem crowd, especially with your mother and my mother in the audeience.
Alice: But who are The Beasts of Ambridge ?
Christopher: Mum doesn’t know. Apparently they do a full strip but keep their animal masks on at the end of their routine.
Alice: Well it will be easy to find out. Tracy’s bound to recognise them and give them a shout out at the end.
Christopher: Funnily enough, your gran said the same thing.
Alice: I’ll just give Gran a ring and book a couple of tickets for Kate and me. Open that second bottle, would you ? I’ve got to get in training for the big night.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. I think I know which animal Jakob will choose.)
Alice: Where have you been, Chris, I’m dying for a drink.
Christopher: I had to buy more than wine at the supermarket, Alice, and then I popped into the village shop for that chocolate you like.
Alice: Ha - you can’t fool me ! You went in to the shop to hear the latest piece of nonsense i.e. poison, that your mother was doling out.
Christopher: That’s not fair. You might think that she is a malevolent old witch but sometimes she comes up with something that’s actually true.
Alice: I find that hard to believe but go on, tell me what’s happening in your mother’s fantasy world. And be a love and pour me a drink while you’re at it - if you can do two things at once of course.
Christopher: You could never guess this story in a million years. Your grandmother has booked a bunch of strippers for the next WI meeting !
Alice: Well if that’s true I definitely need a drink. But it can’t be true - Gran and strippers ? Your mum’s gone mad.
Christopher: Mrs Woolley told Mum they’re called The Beasts of Ambridge, she’s sold more than 30 tickets and they will be appearing upstairs at The Bull.
Alice: Are you sure your mother hasn’t been drinking ? It just can’t be true. Does she know who these strippers are ?
Christopher: It’s you who does all the drinking round here. Slow down a bit, you’ve had half a bottle since I came in.
Alice: It’s enough to drive anyone to drink hearing that one’s aged ancestor is hiring strippers for the WI.
Christopher: Mum was worried that I might be involved. I was quite pleased that she thought I might fit the bill.
Alice: Well that’s a bit creepy. But of course you’re fit enough - why do you think I married you ? You’re not involved are you, my mother would be apoplectic.
Christopher: No Alice, I am not taking my clothes off in front of the jam and Jerusalem crowd, especially with your mother and my mother in the audeience.
Alice: But who are The Beasts of Ambridge ?
Christopher: Mum doesn’t know. Apparently they do a full strip but keep their animal masks on at the end of their routine.
Alice: Well it will be easy to find out. Tracy’s bound to recognise them and give them a shout out at the end.
Christopher: Funnily enough, your gran said the same thing.
Alice: I’ll just give Gran a ring and book a couple of tickets for Kate and me. Open that second bottle, would you ? I’ve got to get in training for the big night.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. I think I know which animal Jakob will choose.)
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