Episode 87
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(mobile phone ring tone)
Alice: Hi Kate, I just had to call you as soon as I woke up. I can’t believe what happened last night.
Kate: Neither can I. Who knew that a textbook introvert like Jakob would take his clothes off in front of a screaming mob of women, most of whom were old enough to be his mother or his grandmother ?
Alice: I know ! You can imagine Jazzer taking his kit off whenever he gets the chance but not my Chris, he can be quite shy about things like that.
Kate: When did you realise that Chris was a Beast ?
Alice: He’s not a beast, he’s a very gentle person.
Kate: I meant when did you realise he was part of the show ?
Alice: About my fifth large gin. He started pointing at me and wagging his finger. I got such a shock I dropped the glass. What about you ?
Kate: I had no idea it was Jakob until the thongs came off and Tracy shouted out his name. I’ll have a word with him about that later.
Alice: And what are we going to tell Dad ?
Kate: I’m not sure he’ll be bothered about our chaps stripping off in aid of the WI. He might find it amusing.
Alice: No, I meant about Mum.
Kate: You mean when she leapt onto the table shouting ‘Off, off, off !’ ?
Alice: Yes and then crashed the stage and gave Jazzer a huge kiss.
Kate: Dad might be happy that her Grindr days are over.
Alice: Oh gosh, look at the time ! When do we have to be there ?
Kate: Harrison said we could pick them up from the police station at 10.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. And there’s more...)
(mobile phone ring tone)
Alice: Hi Kate, I just had to call you as soon as I woke up. I can’t believe what happened last night.
Kate: Neither can I. Who knew that a textbook introvert like Jakob would take his clothes off in front of a screaming mob of women, most of whom were old enough to be his mother or his grandmother ?
Alice: I know ! You can imagine Jazzer taking his kit off whenever he gets the chance but not my Chris, he can be quite shy about things like that.
Kate: When did you realise that Chris was a Beast ?
Alice: He’s not a beast, he’s a very gentle person.
Kate: I meant when did you realise he was part of the show ?
Alice: About my fifth large gin. He started pointing at me and wagging his finger. I got such a shock I dropped the glass. What about you ?
Kate: I had no idea it was Jakob until the thongs came off and Tracy shouted out his name. I’ll have a word with him about that later.
Alice: And what are we going to tell Dad ?
Kate: I’m not sure he’ll be bothered about our chaps stripping off in aid of the WI. He might find it amusing.
Alice: No, I meant about Mum.
Kate: You mean when she leapt onto the table shouting ‘Off, off, off !’ ?
Alice: Yes and then crashed the stage and gave Jazzer a huge kiss.
Kate: Dad might be happy that her Grindr days are over.
Alice: Oh gosh, look at the time ! When do we have to be there ?
Kate: Harrison said we could pick them up from the police station at 10.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. And there’s more...)
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