Episode 89
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Jolene: That were some night, Lilian - ‘ow’s your ‘ead ?
Lilian: It may have been a couple of days ago but I might still have a hangover.
Jolene: Oi thought you would be over it by now given your past record for benders.
Lilian: Well, daahling, it’s nothing that a glass of the Widow and a smoked salmon blini wouldn’t cure.
Jolene: This ain’t one of those fancy bars you used to go to with Matt Crawford, this is The Bull. You’d be better off with a builder’s tea an a bacon sarnie. Always works a treat.
Lilian: And you wonder why I left this godforsaken hole all those years ago ?
Jolene: But you came back, remember ? Anyways, how clever of your old mum to come up with such a great idea to liven up the WI. She is a genius.
Lilian: That is where I get it from, daahling. On the other hand I am not sure where we got my sister from. What was she thinking ?
Jolene: Come on ! ‘Er gettin on stage with Jazzer was the ‘ighlight of the evenin. Oi ‘aven’t seen anythin so funny in years. Wot’s she on ?
Lilian: I have been wondering about that for a while now. Jenny’s been acting very strangely. One minute she’s off with a pipe-smoking handbag thief and the next she is all over Jazzer like a rash.
Jolene: Anyway, Oi ‘avent told you the big news yet.
Lilian: Big news ? Everyone knows that Jazzer is welcome in the pub after that masterly performance.
Jolene: No, no, not that. My agent ‘ad a Hollywood producer on the phone this mornin. They want to make a film about the other night and reckon it would be a cross between The Full Monty and Calendar Girls.
Lilian: Oh God, they don’t want the WI to take their clothes off do they ? The thought of my mother and Christine posing with strategically-placed lemon drizzle cakes gives me the boak - as Jazzer would say.
Jolene: Well they asked if any of the younger members might be interested in taking part. Would Kate and Alice be up for it ?
Lilian: I have no idea. But what I do want to know is, who called the police ?
Jolene: Oh, that were me.
Lilian: Why on Earth did you do that ?
Jolene: We ran out of sherry and I didn’t want that crowd turning ugly on us.
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Good call, Jolene.)
Jolene: That were some night, Lilian - ‘ow’s your ‘ead ?
Lilian: It may have been a couple of days ago but I might still have a hangover.
Jolene: Oi thought you would be over it by now given your past record for benders.
Lilian: Well, daahling, it’s nothing that a glass of the Widow and a smoked salmon blini wouldn’t cure.
Jolene: This ain’t one of those fancy bars you used to go to with Matt Crawford, this is The Bull. You’d be better off with a builder’s tea an a bacon sarnie. Always works a treat.
Lilian: And you wonder why I left this godforsaken hole all those years ago ?
Jolene: But you came back, remember ? Anyways, how clever of your old mum to come up with such a great idea to liven up the WI. She is a genius.
Lilian: That is where I get it from, daahling. On the other hand I am not sure where we got my sister from. What was she thinking ?
Jolene: Come on ! ‘Er gettin on stage with Jazzer was the ‘ighlight of the evenin. Oi ‘aven’t seen anythin so funny in years. Wot’s she on ?
Lilian: I have been wondering about that for a while now. Jenny’s been acting very strangely. One minute she’s off with a pipe-smoking handbag thief and the next she is all over Jazzer like a rash.
Jolene: Anyway, Oi ‘avent told you the big news yet.
Lilian: Big news ? Everyone knows that Jazzer is welcome in the pub after that masterly performance.
Jolene: No, no, not that. My agent ‘ad a Hollywood producer on the phone this mornin. They want to make a film about the other night and reckon it would be a cross between The Full Monty and Calendar Girls.
Lilian: Oh God, they don’t want the WI to take their clothes off do they ? The thought of my mother and Christine posing with strategically-placed lemon drizzle cakes gives me the boak - as Jazzer would say.
Jolene: Well they asked if any of the younger members might be interested in taking part. Would Kate and Alice be up for it ?
Lilian: I have no idea. But what I do want to know is, who called the police ?
Jolene: Oh, that were me.
Lilian: Why on Earth did you do that ?
Jolene: We ran out of sherry and I didn’t want that crowd turning ugly on us.
🎼 Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Good call, Jolene.)
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