Episode 91

🎼. Dum t dum ti dum ti dum...

Lilian:  Hello, Mum.  How are you feeling after your night in the cells?

Peggy:  Don’t be ridiculous, Lilian, I didn’t spend the night in the cells.  Harrison was very kind and I sat in his office for a couple of hours before he phoned me a taxi.  What a lovely young man - the Home Secretary should be proud of policemen like him.

Lilian:  I have to say that I never expected to see my mother being put into a police van.

Peggy:  I wasn’t the only member of this family to feel the strong arm of the law ...

Lilian:  I’m sorry I missed out...

Peggy:  Don’t interrupt me.  Jennifer was there and Shula and Pat of course.

Lilian:  So was Pat in a separate cell in case a fight broke out ?

Peggy:  There was no need.  The Bishop’s wife would have stopped all that.  She’s quite a bruiser when you get close up.

Lilian:  I’d rather not if you don’t mind.  I suppose this is the end of Shula’s dream of perpetual salvation ?

Peggy:  I don’t think so, dear.  I hear recipes have changed hands.

Lilian:  You WI ladies are a bunch of wily old crows aren’t you ?

Peggy:  Less of the crows if you don’t mind.

Lilian:  So what’s next on the agenda for the WI after the rip-roaring  success of the last meeting ?

Peggy:  I’m not sure about the others but I would quite like to go to Las Vegas - I have always had a yen to shoot some craps and play the tables.

Lilian:  Mum, you’re not in Guys and Dolls you know !  Gambling ?  This is getting out of hand.  You can’t go alone to that den of iniquity.

Peggy:  Oh, I’m not going alone.  I thought I would ask Tracy Horrobin to come with me.  She’s a girl who really knows how to have a good time.  I thought we might get tickets for Elton John while we’re there - he’s on his final world tour you know.

Lilian:  Honestly, you will be telling me next you hope to pick up a third husband while you’re there.

Peggy:  Yes, dear, and if I do I can get married by Elvis in the Graceland chapel.  Tracy can be my bridesmaid.

Lilian:  Please tell me you’re joking, Mum.

Peggy:  Of course I’m joking, dear.  If I go to Las Vegas I’m taking Jakob, not Tracy.

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

(Ed.  So what will happen to Peggy’s pussy ?)

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