Episode 92
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(shop bells rings)
Susan: Oi’ve got a bone to pick with you, Tracy.
Tracy: Wot ‘ave Oi done this time ? Ow often do Oi ‘ave to say that Oi’m the only one in this family who ‘ain’t been to prison.
Susan: Stop goin on about that - you’re like a broken record and it’s borin.
Tracy: Me ? Borin? Oi’m one of the most interesting people in this godforsaken place.
Susan: You’ve picked up that line from Lilian. And some of ‘er ‘abits Oi’ve ‘eard.
Tracy: Oi never never touch gin. Wot are you on about ?
Susan: You know exactly wot Oi am talkin about. You gave me a right red face when we were at The Bull the other night.
Tracy: Me ? Wot about your Christopher strippin bollock naked ? And if your face were red it was all that prosecco you were drinkin.
Susan: No it weren’t. It were you shoutin at The Beasts of Ambridge, dancin on the stage and all that twerkin. Didn’t you recognise our Christopher ?
Tracy: Why would Oi ? ‘E were just some young, fit bloke. Oi were more interested in Jakob.
Susan: Yeah, well, that Kate Aldridge were in’ere in a right old tizz this mornin wonderin ‘ow you knew it were Jakob when ‘e was standin there in ‘is mask and nothin else. No-one else seemed to recognise him, not even ‘er.
Tracy: Well, you know ‘ow they say that owners get to look like their pets ?
Susan: I suppose Lilian does look a bit like that pug, Ruby, but Linda Snell never looked like Scruff. What’s that got to do with Jakob ?
Tracy: Well, he looks after horses all day and they have enormous ...
(shop bell rings)
Jakob: Good morning, ladies...
(loud thud as Susan falls behind the counter)
Tracy: Never mind ‘er. Wot can I do for you ?
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
( Ed. Kate’s got a fight on her hands. )
(shop bells rings)
Susan: Oi’ve got a bone to pick with you, Tracy.
Tracy: Wot ‘ave Oi done this time ? Ow often do Oi ‘ave to say that Oi’m the only one in this family who ‘ain’t been to prison.
Susan: Stop goin on about that - you’re like a broken record and it’s borin.
Tracy: Me ? Borin? Oi’m one of the most interesting people in this godforsaken place.
Susan: You’ve picked up that line from Lilian. And some of ‘er ‘abits Oi’ve ‘eard.
Tracy: Oi never never touch gin. Wot are you on about ?
Susan: You know exactly wot Oi am talkin about. You gave me a right red face when we were at The Bull the other night.
Tracy: Me ? Wot about your Christopher strippin bollock naked ? And if your face were red it was all that prosecco you were drinkin.
Susan: No it weren’t. It were you shoutin at The Beasts of Ambridge, dancin on the stage and all that twerkin. Didn’t you recognise our Christopher ?
Tracy: Why would Oi ? ‘E were just some young, fit bloke. Oi were more interested in Jakob.
Susan: Yeah, well, that Kate Aldridge were in’ere in a right old tizz this mornin wonderin ‘ow you knew it were Jakob when ‘e was standin there in ‘is mask and nothin else. No-one else seemed to recognise him, not even ‘er.
Tracy: Well, you know ‘ow they say that owners get to look like their pets ?
Susan: I suppose Lilian does look a bit like that pug, Ruby, but Linda Snell never looked like Scruff. What’s that got to do with Jakob ?
Tracy: Well, he looks after horses all day and they have enormous ...
(shop bell rings)
Jakob: Good morning, ladies...
(loud thud as Susan falls behind the counter)
Tracy: Never mind ‘er. Wot can I do for you ?
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
( Ed. Kate’s got a fight on her hands. )
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