Episode 93
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Brian: Morning, Jenny, shall I make you some coffee?
Jennifer: I think I need a lie down.
Brian: But you’ve only just got up - you can’t still have a hangover. It’s four days since your - what shall we call it - little escapade.
Jennifer: I do not have a hangover but it’s the first time in forty years you have offered to make me a coffee.
Brian: Oh, hang on a minute, that’s a bit unfair.
Jennifer: Unfair ? I’ll tell you what’s unfair. Unfair is your behaviour since the day I met you, taking me for granted, flaunting your affairs and leaving me to clear up the mess.
Brian: Well, I think the shoe is on the other foot today, isn’t it ?
Jennifer: Surely one indiscretion in a lifetime is allowed. ?
Brian: Not sure the magistrate will see it like that. What are you going to say in your defence ?
Jennifer: I will tell them the truth...
Brian: Oh, I wouldn’t do that. Admitting you had two bottles of champagne before you left the house and then had five Hung Like a Mule cocktails at The Bull isn’t going to help.
Jennifer: Not that bit. I will say ‘Something snapped your honour’ - they like a bit of respect - ‘ and it was a moment of madness’.
Brian: It was several moments of madness from what I was told. You practically ravished poor Jazzer. Are you going to represent yourself in court ?
Jennifer: Don’t be ridiculous, Brian. I have hired the QC you used in the chemical dumping case. He managed to get you a light sentence.
Brian: Yes and he cost a fortune. Why do you think I had to sell Home Farm ?
Jennifer: Oh, I am sure we can come to some arrangement.
Brian: I do hope so. Perhaps your mother could tempt him with some lemon drizzle cake ? It’s the gold standard round here at the moment.
Jennifer: That’s a good idea, Brian. I will call her now.
Brian: Well it’s either that or you sell the Birkin bag.
Jennifer: Definitely not ! I might need that if I have to appeal.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Alice will not be happy.)
Brian: Morning, Jenny, shall I make you some coffee?
Jennifer: I think I need a lie down.
Brian: But you’ve only just got up - you can’t still have a hangover. It’s four days since your - what shall we call it - little escapade.
Jennifer: I do not have a hangover but it’s the first time in forty years you have offered to make me a coffee.
Brian: Oh, hang on a minute, that’s a bit unfair.
Jennifer: Unfair ? I’ll tell you what’s unfair. Unfair is your behaviour since the day I met you, taking me for granted, flaunting your affairs and leaving me to clear up the mess.
Brian: Well, I think the shoe is on the other foot today, isn’t it ?
Jennifer: Surely one indiscretion in a lifetime is allowed. ?
Brian: Not sure the magistrate will see it like that. What are you going to say in your defence ?
Jennifer: I will tell them the truth...
Brian: Oh, I wouldn’t do that. Admitting you had two bottles of champagne before you left the house and then had five Hung Like a Mule cocktails at The Bull isn’t going to help.
Jennifer: Not that bit. I will say ‘Something snapped your honour’ - they like a bit of respect - ‘ and it was a moment of madness’.
Brian: It was several moments of madness from what I was told. You practically ravished poor Jazzer. Are you going to represent yourself in court ?
Jennifer: Don’t be ridiculous, Brian. I have hired the QC you used in the chemical dumping case. He managed to get you a light sentence.
Brian: Yes and he cost a fortune. Why do you think I had to sell Home Farm ?
Jennifer: Oh, I am sure we can come to some arrangement.
Brian: I do hope so. Perhaps your mother could tempt him with some lemon drizzle cake ? It’s the gold standard round here at the moment.
Jennifer: That’s a good idea, Brian. I will call her now.
Brian: Well it’s either that or you sell the Birkin bag.
Jennifer: Definitely not ! I might need that if I have to appeal.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Alice will not be happy.)
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