Episode 94

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

Ed:  Hey, Jazzer, great to see you in The Bull again.  I’d buy you a drink but you’ve got ‘alf a dozen lined up already.  Wot’s goin on ?

Jazzer:  Ever since oor strip fur the WI, Ah’m the man o the moment.  Mair drink and birds in a week than Ah’ve hud in years.  Should’ve done it afore noo.

Ed:  Yeah,  Emma told me it were a right laugh, you fightin off the old biddies once your kit were off.

Jazzer:  No so much o the auld biddies if ye please,  Ah hud the young dolls rush the stage tae.  That Sabrina always wanted tae ken whit a Scotsman hud under his kilt.  Well, she kens noo !

Ed:  So wot ‘appens now for The Beasts of Ambridge ?  World tour ?

Jazzer:  Dinnae be daft.  It wis a wan-aff fur Jakob and Chris and Ah’m no sure it’s the life fur me.  It’s nae joke huvin the likes o Jennifer Aldridge stickin her tongue doon yer ...

Ed:  Enough, enough, I get the picture !

Jazzer:  Ah’ll jest stay here the noo and milk it.  Peggy says she’ll hire me for the WI Christmas pairty and Christine Barford has a birthday do at The Laurels next month.  That’ll bring in some cash and feed the legend, ken.

Ed:  Well Oi’m glad you’re stayin, Jazz, Oi would miss you and so would the pigs.

Lilian:  Lovely to see you, daahlings, any room on your table for this champagne ?

Jazzer:  See me ?  Deid and gone tae Heaven.

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

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