Episode 94
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Ed: Hey, Jazzer, great to see you in The Bull again. I’d buy you a drink but you’ve got ‘alf a dozen lined up already. Wot’s goin on ?
Jazzer: Ever since oor strip fur the WI, Ah’m the man o the moment. Mair drink and birds in a week than Ah’ve hud in years. Should’ve done it afore noo.
Ed: Yeah, Emma told me it were a right laugh, you fightin off the old biddies once your kit were off.
Jazzer: No so much o the auld biddies if ye please, Ah hud the young dolls rush the stage tae. That Sabrina always wanted tae ken whit a Scotsman hud under his kilt. Well, she kens noo !
Ed: So wot ‘appens now for The Beasts of Ambridge ? World tour ?
Jazzer: Dinnae be daft. It wis a wan-aff fur Jakob and Chris and Ah’m no sure it’s the life fur me. It’s nae joke huvin the likes o Jennifer Aldridge stickin her tongue doon yer ...
Ed: Enough, enough, I get the picture !
Jazzer: Ah’ll jest stay here the noo and milk it. Peggy says she’ll hire me for the WI Christmas pairty and Christine Barford has a birthday do at The Laurels next month. That’ll bring in some cash and feed the legend, ken.
Ed: Well Oi’m glad you’re stayin, Jazz, Oi would miss you and so would the pigs.
Lilian: Lovely to see you, daahlings, any room on your table for this champagne ?
Jazzer: See me ? Deid and gone tae Heaven.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Tell Feedback we’re not available.)
Ed: Hey, Jazzer, great to see you in The Bull again. I’d buy you a drink but you’ve got ‘alf a dozen lined up already. Wot’s goin on ?
Jazzer: Ever since oor strip fur the WI, Ah’m the man o the moment. Mair drink and birds in a week than Ah’ve hud in years. Should’ve done it afore noo.
Ed: Yeah, Emma told me it were a right laugh, you fightin off the old biddies once your kit were off.
Jazzer: No so much o the auld biddies if ye please, Ah hud the young dolls rush the stage tae. That Sabrina always wanted tae ken whit a Scotsman hud under his kilt. Well, she kens noo !
Ed: So wot ‘appens now for The Beasts of Ambridge ? World tour ?
Jazzer: Dinnae be daft. It wis a wan-aff fur Jakob and Chris and Ah’m no sure it’s the life fur me. It’s nae joke huvin the likes o Jennifer Aldridge stickin her tongue doon yer ...
Ed: Enough, enough, I get the picture !
Jazzer: Ah’ll jest stay here the noo and milk it. Peggy says she’ll hire me for the WI Christmas pairty and Christine Barford has a birthday do at The Laurels next month. That’ll bring in some cash and feed the legend, ken.
Ed: Well Oi’m glad you’re stayin, Jazz, Oi would miss you and so would the pigs.
Lilian: Lovely to see you, daahlings, any room on your table for this champagne ?
Jazzer: See me ? Deid and gone tae Heaven.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Tell Feedback we’re not available.)
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