Episode 97

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Freddie:  Mum, can I ask you something ?

Elizabeth:  Not if it has anything to do with Roy Tucker, your father falling off the roof or the knickers incident at the Hunt Ball.

Freddie:  Knickers at the Hunt Ball ?  What was that all about ?

Elizabeth:  Well, if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you - Oliver would never forgive me.

Freddie:  Okay, I’ll park that for now but what I wanted to ask was if you had ever considered changing our offer ?

Elizabeth:  Our offer ?  You mean what we are selling here ?

Freddie:  Yeah, we’ve been doing the English stately home thing for years and it’s become a very crowded market.  What about changing it to something else and forget the day trippers ?

Elizabeth:  What kind of something else ?

Freddie:  Open it up as an experience where people can stay here and live the full upper-class upstairs downstairs thing.  We have all these bedrooms upstairs which no-one ever uses.  Guests would be met by the butler ...

Elizabeth:  What butler ?

Freddie:  Well, that would be me of course.  Or perhaps Russ, he certainly knows how to act.   I can be the footman.

Elizabeth:  You’ll be telling me next that Lily’s the French maid.

Freddie:  Of course !  You’ve got the idea, now.

Elizabeth:  And what about me ?

Freddie: The housekeeper of course.  You’ll look great in black - Mrs Danvers without the attitude.  Honestly, Mum, overseas guests will just lap it up and you can charge a fortune.  You should see what people pay at Grey Gables and it’s just a hotel.

Elizabeth:  It’s a lot to think about, Freddy, but I promise to consider it.  I am finding it difficult to keep the place fresh and interesting.

Freddie:   Great.  Now, getting back to Oliver’s knickers ...

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(Ed. What a gossip that boy is.)

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