Episode 98
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Emma: Oi think your mum’s really lost it this time, Ed.
Ed. : Wot’s she done now ? Told me dad ‘is ferret-fancyin days are over ?
Emma: Oi wish it were that simple. ‘Ave you seen that buntin she made for the village ‘all centenary ? She could ‘ave done some lovely stars to go wi them moons. Oi mean oo wants ‘ammers ?
Ed: You don’t understand Em, she’s really celebratin the anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. But don’t worry, she’s always bin a bit off the wall. She ‘as to be to put up wi me dad.
Emma: So oo are these Bolsheviks ? Do they live round ‘ere ? There’s some new people in Penny ‘Assett.
Ed: Don’t be daft. Anyway, why are you so worried about some flags ?
Emma: It’s not just that, she’s also standin for the Parish Council.
Ed: That’s great ! Two Grundy women sortin out this village - Grandad would be proud.
Emma: Yeah, well, it’s okay me tryin to run Ambridge. Oi know wot Oi want.
Ed: Are you sayin me mum don’t know wot she’s doin ?
Emma: Not in my book. Oi want wot’s best for us as a family, Ed, and to ‘elp folk like us. Clarrie wants to ‘elp them that can’t ‘elp themselves.
Ed: You mean like Jazzer ?
Emma: Worse than Jazzer. More like the rest of my ‘orrible ‘Orribin family.
Ed: Don’t let your Mum ‘ear you say that.
Emma: Justin Elliot is my inspiration - look ‘ow rich ‘e got screwin people over. Oi want that for us.
Ed: But me Mum’s always been a neo-anarcho-syndicalist. Didn’t you know ?
Emma: Oh my God ! We’ll never get an ‘ouse on that posh estate if Clarrie gets elected.
Ed: But ‘oo’s gonna vote for Mum unless folk like the Aldridges are secret disciples of Karl Marx ? ‘E were a saint in our ‘ouse when Oi were growin up.
Emma: But you went to Sunday School like everyone else.
Ed: Welcome to the secret world of the Grundys...
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed: From male strippers to political philosophy - beat that, Coronation Street.)
Emma: Oi think your mum’s really lost it this time, Ed.
Ed. : Wot’s she done now ? Told me dad ‘is ferret-fancyin days are over ?
Emma: Oi wish it were that simple. ‘Ave you seen that buntin she made for the village ‘all centenary ? She could ‘ave done some lovely stars to go wi them moons. Oi mean oo wants ‘ammers ?
Ed: You don’t understand Em, she’s really celebratin the anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. But don’t worry, she’s always bin a bit off the wall. She ‘as to be to put up wi me dad.
Emma: So oo are these Bolsheviks ? Do they live round ‘ere ? There’s some new people in Penny ‘Assett.
Ed: Don’t be daft. Anyway, why are you so worried about some flags ?
Emma: It’s not just that, she’s also standin for the Parish Council.
Ed: That’s great ! Two Grundy women sortin out this village - Grandad would be proud.
Emma: Yeah, well, it’s okay me tryin to run Ambridge. Oi know wot Oi want.
Ed: Are you sayin me mum don’t know wot she’s doin ?
Emma: Not in my book. Oi want wot’s best for us as a family, Ed, and to ‘elp folk like us. Clarrie wants to ‘elp them that can’t ‘elp themselves.
Ed: You mean like Jazzer ?
Emma: Worse than Jazzer. More like the rest of my ‘orrible ‘Orribin family.
Ed: Don’t let your Mum ‘ear you say that.
Emma: Justin Elliot is my inspiration - look ‘ow rich ‘e got screwin people over. Oi want that for us.
Ed: But me Mum’s always been a neo-anarcho-syndicalist. Didn’t you know ?
Emma: Oh my God ! We’ll never get an ‘ouse on that posh estate if Clarrie gets elected.
Ed: But ‘oo’s gonna vote for Mum unless folk like the Aldridges are secret disciples of Karl Marx ? ‘E were a saint in our ‘ouse when Oi were growin up.
Emma: But you went to Sunday School like everyone else.
Ed: Welcome to the secret world of the Grundys...
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed: From male strippers to political philosophy - beat that, Coronation Street.)
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