Episode 99
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(sound of telephone ringing)
Jakob: Hello, Beasts of Ambridge - sorry, Ambridge Veterinary Practise. How can I help you ?
Peggy: Good morning, Jakob. You haven’t been over to check my pussy for a while. Are you free this afternoon ?
Jakob: I’m afraid not, Peggy, I’m not allowed to...
Kate: Is that my gran ? Give me the phone, Jakob !
Peggy: Is that you, Kate, what are you doing in the surgery ?
Kate: I’m here to stop half the women in this village taking advantage of Jakob. Ever since that night in The Bull he’s been pursued non-stop and he’s too polite to tell them to bugger off. Tracy Horrobin’s been on the phone three times pretending she has a horse with colic.
Peggy: Well, I am calling because my pussy needs attention as Jakob knows very well.
Kate: And you know very well that Jakob is an equine vet so if Hilda really needs examined you have to speak to Alistair. For anything else I suggest you call the GP surgery in Borchester.
Peggy: But Kate, I have a special arrangement with Jakob. He’s very good at...
Kate: I never thought I would have to say this to my grandmother but stay away from my boyfriend !
(sound of telephone being slammed down)
Peggy: Well, Hilda, two can play at that game.
(Sound of telephone ringing)
Receptionist: Good morning, Borchester Legal. How can I help you ?
Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy Woolley. I’d like to come in to discuss my will.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. So Kate’s out and Jakob’s in ?)
(sound of telephone ringing)
Jakob: Hello, Beasts of Ambridge - sorry, Ambridge Veterinary Practise. How can I help you ?
Peggy: Good morning, Jakob. You haven’t been over to check my pussy for a while. Are you free this afternoon ?
Jakob: I’m afraid not, Peggy, I’m not allowed to...
Kate: Is that my gran ? Give me the phone, Jakob !
Peggy: Is that you, Kate, what are you doing in the surgery ?
Kate: I’m here to stop half the women in this village taking advantage of Jakob. Ever since that night in The Bull he’s been pursued non-stop and he’s too polite to tell them to bugger off. Tracy Horrobin’s been on the phone three times pretending she has a horse with colic.
Peggy: Well, I am calling because my pussy needs attention as Jakob knows very well.
Kate: And you know very well that Jakob is an equine vet so if Hilda really needs examined you have to speak to Alistair. For anything else I suggest you call the GP surgery in Borchester.
Peggy: But Kate, I have a special arrangement with Jakob. He’s very good at...
Kate: I never thought I would have to say this to my grandmother but stay away from my boyfriend !
(sound of telephone being slammed down)
Peggy: Well, Hilda, two can play at that game.
(Sound of telephone ringing)
Receptionist: Good morning, Borchester Legal. How can I help you ?
Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy Woolley. I’d like to come in to discuss my will.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. So Kate’s out and Jakob’s in ?)
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