Episode 102
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Jazzer: Hey, Ed - whit’s this aboot yer maw no bein weel ?
Ed: Nice of you to ask, Jazz, but she’s fine.
Jazzer: Susan telt me that Clarrie wis hangin oot wi some new folk ower by Penny Hassett an she wis takin seek.
Ed: Oi don’t know where all this talk is comin from. Mum’s just the same as ever.
Jazzer: Is it no strange she meets some new pals an then she’s got the trots ? Ah mean, that’s nae guid at her age.
Ed: Mum’s been tryin to get rid of the trots all ‘er life but she’s kept it quiet til now.
Jazzer: Ah’m no surprised, ye widnae waant every Tom, Dick an Sandy findin oot aboot it. Real embarrassin.
Ed: She’s never been embarrassed about it, really. Started when she was a gel and she saw how things worked out for people like ‘er.
Jazzer: Has she been tae see a doctor ? Ah mean, ye cannae spend yer life tryin tae get rid o somethin like that, it’s no healthy.
Ed: Yeah, but she’s also fightin the post-colonial populism which is gainin ground as a result of violent dispossession, exploitation and impoverishment.
Jazzer: Funny ye should say that, there wis somethin aboot it in the Borchester Echo last week. Ah could hae a blether wi yer maw.
Ed: That would be amazin ! Would you really ?
Jazzer: Dinnae be daft ! Let’s go fur a pint, Lilian’s still buyin.
Ed: Great - lay on, MacDuff.
Jazzer: Onyways, if Clarrie waants tae start a revolution she needs to sign up the WI. Thae wimmin cannae tak no fur an answer. You should see the state o my ...
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. And I thought the lemon drizzle cake was surreal.)
Jazzer: Hey, Ed - whit’s this aboot yer maw no bein weel ?
Ed: Nice of you to ask, Jazz, but she’s fine.
Jazzer: Susan telt me that Clarrie wis hangin oot wi some new folk ower by Penny Hassett an she wis takin seek.
Ed: Oi don’t know where all this talk is comin from. Mum’s just the same as ever.
Jazzer: Is it no strange she meets some new pals an then she’s got the trots ? Ah mean, that’s nae guid at her age.
Ed: Mum’s been tryin to get rid of the trots all ‘er life but she’s kept it quiet til now.
Jazzer: Ah’m no surprised, ye widnae waant every Tom, Dick an Sandy findin oot aboot it. Real embarrassin.
Ed: She’s never been embarrassed about it, really. Started when she was a gel and she saw how things worked out for people like ‘er.
Jazzer: Has she been tae see a doctor ? Ah mean, ye cannae spend yer life tryin tae get rid o somethin like that, it’s no healthy.
Ed: Yeah, but she’s also fightin the post-colonial populism which is gainin ground as a result of violent dispossession, exploitation and impoverishment.
Jazzer: Funny ye should say that, there wis somethin aboot it in the Borchester Echo last week. Ah could hae a blether wi yer maw.
Ed: That would be amazin ! Would you really ?
Jazzer: Dinnae be daft ! Let’s go fur a pint, Lilian’s still buyin.
Ed: Great - lay on, MacDuff.
Jazzer: Onyways, if Clarrie waants tae start a revolution she needs to sign up the WI. Thae wimmin cannae tak no fur an answer. You should see the state o my ...
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. And I thought the lemon drizzle cake was surreal.)
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