Episode 105
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(clip clop, clip clop, clip clop...)
Lilian: I love riding out first thing in the morning - so good for clearing the head after a busy night in The Bull.
Shula: So business is going well after the WI meeting ?
Lilian: It’s been terrific - I’m so grateful to Mum for coming up with the idea and to The Beasts for being such good sports. Jazzer has a constant stream of female fans in The Ploughman’s and The Laurels are bussing in the residents every Friday night.
Shula: It was certainly a night to remember.
Lilian: It hasn’t caused you a problem on the vicar front ?
Shula: Not at all. I’ve got the bishop in the palm of my hand now I’ve spent a night in the cells with his wife.
Lilian: Hahahaha ! Harrison had his hands full that night.
Shula: Well, we’re very lucky to have such a tolerant young man for our policeman.
Lilian: That’s true, although he knows when he has to do his duty. Remember when he arrested Freddie for drug dealing ? Let’s hope he never finds out what your mother puts in her lemon drizzle cake.
Shula: Well, he will do. Mum’s just given Fallon the recipe for the tea room. She was very keen to get hold of it.
Lilian: What ? The full recipe ? Jill must be mad !
Shula: What’s the problem ? It will be just the normal butter, sugar, flour and lemons.
Lilian: And the bovine aphrodisiac ?
(loud thud as Shula falls off her horse)
(Aziz: That had nothing to do with me, bro.)
Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum....
(Ed. Poor Jill, she has previous of course.)
(clip clop, clip clop, clip clop...)
Lilian: I love riding out first thing in the morning - so good for clearing the head after a busy night in The Bull.
Shula: So business is going well after the WI meeting ?
Lilian: It’s been terrific - I’m so grateful to Mum for coming up with the idea and to The Beasts for being such good sports. Jazzer has a constant stream of female fans in The Ploughman’s and The Laurels are bussing in the residents every Friday night.
Shula: It was certainly a night to remember.
Lilian: It hasn’t caused you a problem on the vicar front ?
Shula: Not at all. I’ve got the bishop in the palm of my hand now I’ve spent a night in the cells with his wife.
Lilian: Hahahaha ! Harrison had his hands full that night.
Shula: Well, we’re very lucky to have such a tolerant young man for our policeman.
Lilian: That’s true, although he knows when he has to do his duty. Remember when he arrested Freddie for drug dealing ? Let’s hope he never finds out what your mother puts in her lemon drizzle cake.
Shula: Well, he will do. Mum’s just given Fallon the recipe for the tea room. She was very keen to get hold of it.
Lilian: What ? The full recipe ? Jill must be mad !
Shula: What’s the problem ? It will be just the normal butter, sugar, flour and lemons.
Lilian: And the bovine aphrodisiac ?
(loud thud as Shula falls off her horse)
(Aziz: That had nothing to do with me, bro.)
Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum....
(Ed. Poor Jill, she has previous of course.)
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