Episode 106
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Fallon: What’s up, ‘Arrison ? You’re not doin your usual laughin policeman act. In fact you’ve bin pretty miserable all week.
Harrison : Sorry, love, got a lot on me mind at the moment.
Fallon: ‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, you’re not still thinkin about that nonsense with the llamas are you ? I mean that was funny and it’s not like losin a cricket match is the end of the world.
(Harrison resists the temptation to fall to the floor)
Harrison: (gulp). Sometimes I don’t think you understand me at all. Of course it’s the end of the world !
Fallon: Okay. I admit it, I don’t get sport. I was sayin to Tracy that winnin weren’t important but she weren’t havin any of it, either.
Harrison: She’s even more competitive than me.
Fallon: She’s always been like that with men but since she started cricket she’s gone completely mad. Anyway, what’s goin on with you ?
Harrison: I really shouldn’t talk about work but my boss has given me a really weird job to do.
Fallon: Customers at Grey Gables making inappropriate food requests ?
Harrison: No, although I wouldn’t put it past someone to complain about limited vegan options. Actually, it's worse than that but it is about food.
Fallon: I hope it isn’t anything to do with lemon drizzle cake.
Harrison : How did you know ?
Fallon: I didn’t, it’s just that since we started serving that new recipe in the tea room it’s become the best seller.
Harrison: Have you got the recipe ?
Fallon: No. Jill wouldn’t pass it on so she makes us three dozen cakes a week instead.
Harrison: I need to have some of that cake for testing.
Fallon: Well, I’ll be chargin you top price for a slice - it’s like a drug to some of our customers.
Harrison: That’s what’s worrying my boss.
Fallon: You can’t really believe that Jill Archer, a pillar of this community, is sellin druggy cake ?
Harrison: Stranger things have happened in this village.
Fallon: That’s true. How did Roy Tucker get into Elizabeth Pargetter’s knickers ?
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Perhaps Roy’s a secret baker.)
Fallon: What’s up, ‘Arrison ? You’re not doin your usual laughin policeman act. In fact you’ve bin pretty miserable all week.
Harrison : Sorry, love, got a lot on me mind at the moment.
Fallon: ‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, you’re not still thinkin about that nonsense with the llamas are you ? I mean that was funny and it’s not like losin a cricket match is the end of the world.
(Harrison resists the temptation to fall to the floor)
Harrison: (gulp). Sometimes I don’t think you understand me at all. Of course it’s the end of the world !
Fallon: Okay. I admit it, I don’t get sport. I was sayin to Tracy that winnin weren’t important but she weren’t havin any of it, either.
Harrison: She’s even more competitive than me.
Fallon: She’s always been like that with men but since she started cricket she’s gone completely mad. Anyway, what’s goin on with you ?
Harrison: I really shouldn’t talk about work but my boss has given me a really weird job to do.
Fallon: Customers at Grey Gables making inappropriate food requests ?
Harrison: No, although I wouldn’t put it past someone to complain about limited vegan options. Actually, it's worse than that but it is about food.
Fallon: I hope it isn’t anything to do with lemon drizzle cake.
Harrison : How did you know ?
Fallon: I didn’t, it’s just that since we started serving that new recipe in the tea room it’s become the best seller.
Harrison: Have you got the recipe ?
Fallon: No. Jill wouldn’t pass it on so she makes us three dozen cakes a week instead.
Harrison: I need to have some of that cake for testing.
Fallon: Well, I’ll be chargin you top price for a slice - it’s like a drug to some of our customers.
Harrison: That’s what’s worrying my boss.
Fallon: You can’t really believe that Jill Archer, a pillar of this community, is sellin druggy cake ?
Harrison: Stranger things have happened in this village.
Fallon: That’s true. How did Roy Tucker get into Elizabeth Pargetter’s knickers ?
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Perhaps Roy’s a secret baker.)
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