Episode 117

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

Fallon:  What’s up, love, you’re lookin down in the mouth again.

Harrison:  Sometimes this job is just too much.

Fallon:  Cakegate not workin out ?

Harrison:  I think the bosses are just bonkers.

Fallon:  Spill the beans or should it be crumbs ?

Harrison:  Funny. Not.  The top brass say that the investigation into what they call ‘the behaviour of Ambridge’s finest middle-aged women’ has been dropped.

Fallon:  Ow did that happen ?

Harrison:  Sabrina has withdrawn her complaint apparently.

Fallon:  Hmmm - Oi did hear that she’s got a new toy from Amazon.  She was in the tearoom the other day talkin about ‘er rabbit.  Jill Archer were very interested.

Harrison:  What are you on about ?  This is serious.

Fallon:  You are a bit of an innocent at times but that’s why Oi love you.  So what about Cakegate ?

Harrison:  That’s been dropped too.  The latest tests on the lemon drizzle came back negative.

Fallon:  Well it’s still a bestseller.  Sabrina bought two and we had a new order from the Borchester Masonic Lodge.  They’re ‘avin a ladies night.  Oi don’t know how they ‘eard about the cakes but it’s all money in the till.

Harrison:  We’ve got a new Super who’s said to be very well connected in the county.  He wants us to focus on different issues.

Fallon:  What’s ‘is name ?

Harrison:  Superintendent Tony Fiddler.  Never met the guy but he went to school with the Bishop.

Fallon:  So you ‘aven’t shaken ‘is ‘and ?

Harrison:  What difference would that make ?

Fallon:  Oh, Harrison, you really are an innocent at times.

🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

(Ed.  I didn’t know Sabrina was an animal lover .)