Episode 119
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Alistair : What are doing here, Jazzer ? You’re usually in The Bull this time of night. Dad said you didn’t go out last night either.
Jazzer: Och, Ah’m no in the mood.
Alistair: Don’t tell me you’ve run out of loose women and free drink ?
Jazzer: Ah’ve no run oot but Ah’m startin tae feel like yon Marilyn Monroe.
Alistair: You’ll have to explain that one to me.
Jazzer: Ah’m just a sex object ! Naebuddy loves me for massel !
Alistair: I’m sure the pigs are very fond of you.
Jazzer: That’s no funny.
Alistair: I know but from where I stand I’m really rather jealous. No woman in this village has any interest in me whatsoever.
Jazzer: Aye, but I cannae recommend many of them - a’ the best yins are taken. Ye widnae believe who’s jest sent me a postcard frae South America - the Bishop’s wife !
Alistair: Is she the one who looks like Les Dawson in drag ?
Jazzer: Aye. She wants me tae go tae South America when her man comes hame.
Alistair: Well I guess you have to take the rough with the smooth when you’re a superstar stripper.
Jazzer: BEEP that ! Those days are over. Ah’m lookin fur a wumman wi class whose efter ma mind, no ma body.
Alistair: Do you have anyone in mind ?
Alistair: See that Elizabeth Pargetter ? If she let that Roy Tucker intae her knickers, Ah should hae a chance.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. That’s the second BEEP - don’t let this become a habit.)
Alistair : What are doing here, Jazzer ? You’re usually in The Bull this time of night. Dad said you didn’t go out last night either.
Jazzer: Och, Ah’m no in the mood.
Alistair: Don’t tell me you’ve run out of loose women and free drink ?
Jazzer: Ah’ve no run oot but Ah’m startin tae feel like yon Marilyn Monroe.
Alistair: You’ll have to explain that one to me.
Jazzer: Ah’m just a sex object ! Naebuddy loves me for massel !
Alistair: I’m sure the pigs are very fond of you.
Jazzer: That’s no funny.
Alistair: I know but from where I stand I’m really rather jealous. No woman in this village has any interest in me whatsoever.
Jazzer: Aye, but I cannae recommend many of them - a’ the best yins are taken. Ye widnae believe who’s jest sent me a postcard frae South America - the Bishop’s wife !
Alistair: Is she the one who looks like Les Dawson in drag ?
Jazzer: Aye. She wants me tae go tae South America when her man comes hame.
Alistair: Well I guess you have to take the rough with the smooth when you’re a superstar stripper.
Jazzer: BEEP that ! Those days are over. Ah’m lookin fur a wumman wi class whose efter ma mind, no ma body.
Alistair: Do you have anyone in mind ?
Alistair: See that Elizabeth Pargetter ? If she let that Roy Tucker intae her knickers, Ah should hae a chance.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. That’s the second BEEP - don’t let this become a habit.)
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