Episode 125
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Alistair: Hi there, Jakob, don’t often see you up Lakey Hill. Are you enjoying the view ?
Jakob: I have come up here to think about my future.
Alistair: That’s a coincidence, so have I. But I thought your future was sorted ?
Jakob: There’s so much you don’t know about me.
Alistair: Well, you don’t give much away. What’s up ?
Jakob: I am missing Peggy’s old pussy.
Alistair: That’s one of the most surprising things I’ve ever heard anyone say. How has this come about ?
Jakob: Brian blackmailed Peggy into giving up her relationship with me and now I am bereft.
Alistair: Really ? But you and Kate are getting on so well. I thought you were just humouring Peggy and her demands.
Jakob: Of course I was pretending to be interested, you idiot, but Peggy is a wealthy woman and we had great plans for our life in Las Vegas. So much more fun than dreary old Ambridge.
Alistair: I can see it might have its attractions but ...
Jakob: No buts. I have to leave Ambridge and find another foolish old woman with a pussy in need of attention. So why have you come up here ?
Alistair: Shula has asked me to marry her.
Jakob: And I thought I had problems. You can’t possibly think of accepting. She will discard you as soon as she becomes Vicar.
Alistair: I think you might be right. Could we both leave Ambridge and seek our fortunes together ?
Jakob: That is an excellent idea. There must be many old pussies out there needing our attention. We just need to find them !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Now that’s what I call an odd couple.)
Alistair: Hi there, Jakob, don’t often see you up Lakey Hill. Are you enjoying the view ?
Jakob: I have come up here to think about my future.
Alistair: That’s a coincidence, so have I. But I thought your future was sorted ?
Jakob: There’s so much you don’t know about me.
Alistair: Well, you don’t give much away. What’s up ?
Jakob: I am missing Peggy’s old pussy.
Alistair: That’s one of the most surprising things I’ve ever heard anyone say. How has this come about ?
Jakob: Brian blackmailed Peggy into giving up her relationship with me and now I am bereft.
Alistair: Really ? But you and Kate are getting on so well. I thought you were just humouring Peggy and her demands.
Jakob: Of course I was pretending to be interested, you idiot, but Peggy is a wealthy woman and we had great plans for our life in Las Vegas. So much more fun than dreary old Ambridge.
Alistair: I can see it might have its attractions but ...
Jakob: No buts. I have to leave Ambridge and find another foolish old woman with a pussy in need of attention. So why have you come up here ?
Alistair: Shula has asked me to marry her.
Jakob: And I thought I had problems. You can’t possibly think of accepting. She will discard you as soon as she becomes Vicar.
Alistair: I think you might be right. Could we both leave Ambridge and seek our fortunes together ?
Jakob: That is an excellent idea. There must be many old pussies out there needing our attention. We just need to find them !
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Now that’s what I call an odd couple.)
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