Episode 127
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(telephone rings)
Alistair : Hello, Ambridge Veterinary Practise, Alistair speaking.
Jakob: (whispering) It’s me, Jakob.
Alistair: Where are you and why are you whispering ? We need to make arrangements for our trip to Florida to find some rich old women.
Jakob: I can’t come into the practise - Kate’s handcuffed me to the bed.
Alistair: What you and Kate do in the bedroom is of no interest to me whatsoever but we do need to discuss our plans.
Jakob: You don’t understand, she’s taken the key and locked the door too.
Alistair: Where did Kate get handcuffs from ?
Jakob: She says they were a Christmas present from Roy Tucker, years ago.
Alistair: So that’s the secret of his success. Half the women in Ambridge must have them.
Jakob: I’m sorry, Alistair, but she knows all about our plan to leave Ambridge.
Alistair: How can she possibly know that ?
Jakob: Last night she asked me where I saw my future. You know I cannot tell a lie so when I told her I hoped to be with a rich old lady whose pussy needs attention she pulled the handcuffs out of the bedside table.
Alistair: Look, I’ll come round now with some wire cutters and I’ll get you out of there. Hang on, there’s someone at the door...
(sound of door crashing open)
Alistair: Kate ! I didn’t know you had a shotgun.
Kate: I don’t, but I know where Dad keeps the key to the gun cabinet.
Alistair: Would you mind not pointing it at me ?
Kate: I’ll point it at you for as long as I have to. You’re the second person who’s tried to take Jakob away from me recently and it’s seriously affecting my karma.
Alistair : You don’t think it’s a little bit over the top ?
Kate: Not at all. I want the word to get round that this is what happens when someone tries to steal my man.
Alistair: Okay, okay, I promise not to pursue this any further with Jakob but on one condition.
Kate: What’s that ?
Alistair: Take the gun round to the stables and tell Shula to leave me alone.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Beat that, Eastenders.)
(telephone rings)
Alistair : Hello, Ambridge Veterinary Practise, Alistair speaking.
Jakob: (whispering) It’s me, Jakob.
Alistair: Where are you and why are you whispering ? We need to make arrangements for our trip to Florida to find some rich old women.
Jakob: I can’t come into the practise - Kate’s handcuffed me to the bed.
Alistair: What you and Kate do in the bedroom is of no interest to me whatsoever but we do need to discuss our plans.
Jakob: You don’t understand, she’s taken the key and locked the door too.
Alistair: Where did Kate get handcuffs from ?
Jakob: She says they were a Christmas present from Roy Tucker, years ago.
Alistair: So that’s the secret of his success. Half the women in Ambridge must have them.
Jakob: I’m sorry, Alistair, but she knows all about our plan to leave Ambridge.
Alistair: How can she possibly know that ?
Jakob: Last night she asked me where I saw my future. You know I cannot tell a lie so when I told her I hoped to be with a rich old lady whose pussy needs attention she pulled the handcuffs out of the bedside table.
Alistair: Look, I’ll come round now with some wire cutters and I’ll get you out of there. Hang on, there’s someone at the door...
(sound of door crashing open)
Alistair: Kate ! I didn’t know you had a shotgun.
Kate: I don’t, but I know where Dad keeps the key to the gun cabinet.
Alistair: Would you mind not pointing it at me ?
Kate: I’ll point it at you for as long as I have to. You’re the second person who’s tried to take Jakob away from me recently and it’s seriously affecting my karma.
Alistair : You don’t think it’s a little bit over the top ?
Kate: Not at all. I want the word to get round that this is what happens when someone tries to steal my man.
Alistair: Okay, okay, I promise not to pursue this any further with Jakob but on one condition.
Kate: What’s that ?
Alistair: Take the gun round to the stables and tell Shula to leave me alone.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Beat that, Eastenders.)
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