Episode 128
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Josh: Hey, Pip, you’ll never guess what Gran has asked me to organise for this month’s WI meeting.
Pip: Look, Josh, don’t bother me with your nonsense. I am far too busy with my child and my rewilding and my cows and all those other things you find so boring.
Josh: You took the words right out of my mouth. But you’ll love this.
Pip: Has it anything to do with lemon drizzle cake ?
Josh: Don’t be ridiculous. She wants the Young Farmers at the meeting.
Pip: Now you’re being ridiculous. Why would the Young Farmers go to a meeting of crazy old ladies ? Is she offering cash ?
Josh: She certainly is - she wants us to do some pole dancing.
Pip: Pole dancing ! I told you they were crazy. You’ll never get out alive - remember what happened at The Bull ? Do you really want to spend a night in the cells ?
Josh: Gran says this will be different. There’s no cake involved and Jazzer isn’t invited so it will all be under control.
Pip: Well I don’t believe a word of it.
Josh: Look, Dad is always saying we have to diversify to survive in farming and I thought I might get a second career opportunity if it goes well - event management and all that. We even have a venue here in the weddings barn.
Pip: Most people set up a bed and breakfast business or go organic or make cheese.
Josh: God save me from turning into Helen - I’ll take my chance with the old biddies.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. That’s the second mention of farming this week - is this a record ?)
Josh: Hey, Pip, you’ll never guess what Gran has asked me to organise for this month’s WI meeting.
Pip: Look, Josh, don’t bother me with your nonsense. I am far too busy with my child and my rewilding and my cows and all those other things you find so boring.
Josh: You took the words right out of my mouth. But you’ll love this.
Pip: Has it anything to do with lemon drizzle cake ?
Josh: Don’t be ridiculous. She wants the Young Farmers at the meeting.
Pip: Now you’re being ridiculous. Why would the Young Farmers go to a meeting of crazy old ladies ? Is she offering cash ?
Josh: She certainly is - she wants us to do some pole dancing.
Pip: Pole dancing ! I told you they were crazy. You’ll never get out alive - remember what happened at The Bull ? Do you really want to spend a night in the cells ?
Josh: Gran says this will be different. There’s no cake involved and Jazzer isn’t invited so it will all be under control.
Pip: Well I don’t believe a word of it.
Josh: Look, Dad is always saying we have to diversify to survive in farming and I thought I might get a second career opportunity if it goes well - event management and all that. We even have a venue here in the weddings barn.
Pip: Most people set up a bed and breakfast business or go organic or make cheese.
Josh: God save me from turning into Helen - I’ll take my chance with the old biddies.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. That’s the second mention of farming this week - is this a record ?)
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