Episode109
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
Brian: So, Kate, just to be clear, you are telling me that Peggy is trying to steal your boyfriend and take him to Las Vegas. And she is probably going to cut you, and possibly the rest of the family, out of her will. Why on earth would she do that ?
Kate : Well, since Alistair sent Jakob round to have a look at her pussy, Gran has become obsessed with him. It’s got even worse since that ridiculous strip show at The Bull. Most of the women in this village aged sixty and over have turned into raving sex maniacs, Mum included.
Brian: Can’t say I’ve noticed.
Kate: Well, if you paid a bit more attention to Mum instead of polishing your Range Rover and your shotguns you might have noticed.
Brian: She’s hardly ever here these days, always out having tea and cake with the old biddies in the WI.
Kate: And that’s another thing, Gran has been supplying Jill Archer with some kind of bovine Viagra to pep up her love life. She’s putting it in her lemon drizzle cake and the whole village is mad for it.
Brian: This all sounds completely ridiculous. Where would Peggy get a drug like that ?
Kate: From Jakob of course. I’m terrified that Harrison finds out and Jakob lands up in prison, not Las Vegas.
Brian: Prison could be the better option.
Kate: Please take this seriously, Dad. Leaving aside me and Jakob, you can’t want Peggy to write the family out of her will ?
Brian: That is certainly true and we don’t want her in prison, either. Goodness knows what ideas she might pick up in there. Leave it me, I’ll sort it out.
Kate: Thanks, Dad, I knew I could rely on you to save the family fortune.
Brian: I’ll try to get some of that cake, too.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Peggy and Brian - the clash of the Titans !)
Brian: So, Kate, just to be clear, you are telling me that Peggy is trying to steal your boyfriend and take him to Las Vegas. And she is probably going to cut you, and possibly the rest of the family, out of her will. Why on earth would she do that ?
Kate : Well, since Alistair sent Jakob round to have a look at her pussy, Gran has become obsessed with him. It’s got even worse since that ridiculous strip show at The Bull. Most of the women in this village aged sixty and over have turned into raving sex maniacs, Mum included.
Brian: Can’t say I’ve noticed.
Kate: Well, if you paid a bit more attention to Mum instead of polishing your Range Rover and your shotguns you might have noticed.
Brian: She’s hardly ever here these days, always out having tea and cake with the old biddies in the WI.
Kate: And that’s another thing, Gran has been supplying Jill Archer with some kind of bovine Viagra to pep up her love life. She’s putting it in her lemon drizzle cake and the whole village is mad for it.
Brian: This all sounds completely ridiculous. Where would Peggy get a drug like that ?
Kate: From Jakob of course. I’m terrified that Harrison finds out and Jakob lands up in prison, not Las Vegas.
Brian: Prison could be the better option.
Kate: Please take this seriously, Dad. Leaving aside me and Jakob, you can’t want Peggy to write the family out of her will ?
Brian: That is certainly true and we don’t want her in prison, either. Goodness knows what ideas she might pick up in there. Leave it me, I’ll sort it out.
Kate: Thanks, Dad, I knew I could rely on you to save the family fortune.
Brian: I’ll try to get some of that cake, too.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...
(Ed. Peggy and Brian - the clash of the Titans !)
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