Episode 132
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum....
(sound of whistling)
Jennifer: Darling, is that you ? You’re very cheerful this morning.
Brian: Well, I have to say that things are really looking up these days.
Jennifer: Oh, I know. We are back here in Home Farm, Kate is happily ensconced with Jakob...
Brian: I heard she needed handcuffs to make sure.
Jennifer: Don’t be so coarse, Brian. Alice has even stopped drinking.
Brian: Is that what she told you ? I’m not so sure.
Jennifer: Christopher says that she’s stopped hiding bottles down the back of the sofa.
Brian: Well, that’s a good sign. And Debbie might make a trip over from Hungary now we’re back in the family home.
Jennifer: Now that is good news. Is that what made you whistle ?
Brian: No it wasn’t. I was in the village shop this morning and that poisonous old witch, otherwise known as Alice's mother-in-law, was gossiping with Eddie Grundy. There’s trouble at Berrow Farm, possibly a leak of some sort that is affecting the water supply. They’ve been trying to cover it up but it could be the reason that all the middle-aged women in Ambridge have become sex mad.
Jennifer: How dare you - I’m not middle-aged !
Brian: Of course not, darling.
Jennifer: But why is that making you whistle ?
Brian: Because it means that I am no longer the arch-villain of Ambridge. People have forgotten my misdemeanours and are now picking on someone else.
Jennifer: But whose fault is it ? Isn’t that ghastly woman Hannah in charge now that Neil’s left ?
Brian: Yes, so it gives Susan the opportunity to tear into the current management team - which is headed by Justin Elliot ! He’s in the frame now and I couldn’t be happier.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum....
(Ed. If Debbie ever comes over from Hungary, I’ll eat my hat.)
(sound of whistling)
Jennifer: Darling, is that you ? You’re very cheerful this morning.
Brian: Well, I have to say that things are really looking up these days.
Jennifer: Oh, I know. We are back here in Home Farm, Kate is happily ensconced with Jakob...
Brian: I heard she needed handcuffs to make sure.
Jennifer: Don’t be so coarse, Brian. Alice has even stopped drinking.
Brian: Is that what she told you ? I’m not so sure.
Jennifer: Christopher says that she’s stopped hiding bottles down the back of the sofa.
Brian: Well, that’s a good sign. And Debbie might make a trip over from Hungary now we’re back in the family home.
Jennifer: Now that is good news. Is that what made you whistle ?
Brian: No it wasn’t. I was in the village shop this morning and that poisonous old witch, otherwise known as Alice's mother-in-law, was gossiping with Eddie Grundy. There’s trouble at Berrow Farm, possibly a leak of some sort that is affecting the water supply. They’ve been trying to cover it up but it could be the reason that all the middle-aged women in Ambridge have become sex mad.
Jennifer: How dare you - I’m not middle-aged !
Brian: Of course not, darling.
Jennifer: But why is that making you whistle ?
Brian: Because it means that I am no longer the arch-villain of Ambridge. People have forgotten my misdemeanours and are now picking on someone else.
Jennifer: But whose fault is it ? Isn’t that ghastly woman Hannah in charge now that Neil’s left ?
Brian: Yes, so it gives Susan the opportunity to tear into the current management team - which is headed by Justin Elliot ! He’s in the frame now and I couldn’t be happier.
🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum....
(Ed. If Debbie ever comes over from Hungary, I’ll eat my hat.)
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