Episode 137

 🎼. Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

Josh:  Well, Gran, I think we got away with that one.

Jill:  Yes, your Mum and Dad have been back for a week and there’s no sign of them finding out about the pole dancing in the barn.

Josh:   I was a bit worried that Susan Carter might have got wind of it and be gossiping in the shop but Mum’s been in there today and came home without saying anything.

Jill:  Well, that’s what happens when women of a certain age are sworn to secrecy - they will keep their word.

Josh:  And the Young Farmers will keep their word too after that very generous donation from the WI to club funds.

Jill:  It was a very successful evening.  The feedback forms are very complimentary - in fact you’ve beaten the Beasts of Ambridge !

Josh:  Well, that’s what happens when you hire a top event manager like me, every detail scrupulously taken care of.

(door bursts open)

David: (shouts) Josh, what the hell have you been up to in the barn ?!

Josh:  Me ?  Nothing !

David:  I’ve just found three pairs of knickers, a bottle of sweet sherry and a pack of incontinence pads behind a hay bale !

🎼  Dum ti dum ti dum ti dum...

(Ed. Talk your way out of that one, Josh.)