Episode 139

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Eddie:  Wot’s up, Clarrie luv ?  You ain’t lookin too ‘appy with loife.

Clarrie:  To be ‘onest, Oi ain’t ‘appy at all.  In fact Oi am downright fed up.

Eddie:  Wot’s goin on, who’s upset you ?

Clarrie:  The whole world is against us, Eddie.  The patriarchy ‘ave done it again like they always do.

Eddie: Who’s this patriarchy ?  Some new country band ?

Clarrie:  No they ‘ain’t, Eddie.  Sometimes Oi wonder where I found you.  You know nothin about anythin.

Eddie:  That’s a bit ‘arsh, luv.  Me and Fat Paul know everythin about breedin ferrets.

Clarrie:  You ain’t ‘elpin Eddie, moy loife is ruined. Again.

Eddie:  Spit it out, luv, wot’s ‘appened ?

Clarrie:  It’s moy political career.  It’s over.

Eddie:  Didn’t know gettin elected to the parish council were a career move.

Clarrie:  It were moy chance to change the system, to get our voices ‘eard, to reclaim the village for the workers.

Eddie:  And wot’s stoppin you ?

Clarrie:  Neil Carter ‘as changed the rules on votin.

Eddie:  ‘Ow’s ‘e done that ?

Clarrie:  ‘E’s gonna use an algothrithimy thingy and base the election result on the last three elections.  And Oi ain’t stood before ‘ave Oi ?

Eddie:  Oo told you this ?

Clarrie:  Susan of course.  She were full of it in the dairy.  ‘Er Emmer will get back in no problem.

Eddie: Blimey, Neil picked up more tricks from working with Justin Elliot than Oi thought.  Wot are you gonna do now ?

Clarrie:  Oi’m gonna ‘ave a word with our Edward, see if ‘e can persuade Emmer to stand down.

Eddie:  You’ve got as much chance of that as Fat Paul changin ‘is underpants more’n once a year.

Clarrie:  So that smell ain’t the ferrets ?

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(Ed.  Too much information, Eddie.)